Lady Gaga

Could have been worse. Could have been Liza.

http://whatsannoyingjews.com/2010/06/21/lady-gaga/

I’ve been going to Yankees’ games since you could call a player Gaylord Perry and it wasn’t a political statement.  So why is it I’ve never been invited to the locker room—and this Gaga kid has?

Is it because she’s wearing an open Yankees jersey over her underwear?  Because I wear the same thing to every game and all I’ve gotten is arrested.