Children’s toys

Public enemy #1

In this holiday season, we must be vigilant against all terrorist encroachments.  Especially when they come wrapped in pretty packages.

Yesterday Israel shot down a “suspicious” balloon. These are the worst kind—because they’re also the best kind.  What might be inside?  A bomb?  A camera?  Confetti?  We may never know—but we’ll be ready for what’s next.

Nutcrackers, I’m looking at you.  Especially if you’re riding on a horse.

A Trojan horse.