May 17, 2010 | 11:04 am
Posted by The Annoyed Jew
Communism may be dead, but Russia keeps finding new ways to muck up the best things in life. Case in point: What’s the best part of marriage? The honeymoon—and the afterglow known as the honeymoon phase.
Well, cosmonaut Alexei Sitev is gonna skip that with 18 months of… a simulated trip to Mars.
When he comes back—not only won’t he have actually gone anywhere—but you can rest assured his beloved geek trophies will be moved out and his mother-in-law moved in.
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