June 4, 2010 | 12:32 pm
Posted by The Annoyed Jew
Let’s say you look like what Woody Allen might call a homunculus. But you’re kind of charming, stinking rich, and your wife somehow approved a live-in shiksa goddess to care for your meeskite children. New York has just created a nightmare scenario for you.
You now have to give domestics 14 days notice—which means, if you shtup the nanny today, you’ve got to keep her around for two weeks to avoid a lawsuit on top of the blackmail.
Something tells me we’re going to see an increase in nanny murders. I’m just saying…
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