Posted by The Annoyed Jew
In this holiday season, we must be vigilant against all terrorist encroachments. Especially when they come wrapped in pretty packages.
Yesterday Israel shot down a “suspicious” balloon. These are the worst kind—because they’re also the best kind. What might be inside? A bomb? A camera? Confetti? We may never know—but we’ll be ready for what’s next.
Nutcrackers, I’m looking at you. Especially if you’re riding on a horse.
A Trojan horse.
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