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September 24, 2010 | 10:25 am 
Trayf of the Day: Bakon Vodka
Posted by The Annoyed Jew
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Once and for all proving Mary's no virgin
Don’t let the less-than-creative creative spelling fool you, Bakon Vodka is really bacon vodka.
So far I don’t smell a conspiracy—I think Goys just drink. But if this company releases Bakon Manischevitz, I’m calling the Anti-Defamation League.
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Possums
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Look at that effing marsupialBrooklyn is now overrun with scary miniature mutant kangaroos—which were deliberately introduced in order to control the rat population. Mission not accomplished.
This is worse than when borough officials introduced hipsters in order to control the minority population.
September 14, 2010 | 9:57 am
Oprah
Posted by The Annoyed Jew
Oprah is not going to Australia to hit on Nicole Kidman. Again.http://whatsannoyingjews.com/2010/09/14/oprah/
So, apparently Oprah told her rapturous followers yesterday that she was going to take them all to Australia. Listen, Oprah, I know what you’re thinking—it’s the end of the era, time to take everyone to the desert holy land.
But when we did it, O, it was without an air-conditioned plane. Don’t think you can compete.
September 9, 2010 | 10:16 am
McDonald’s
Posted by The Annoyed Jew
No, I don't need a hug. I need an affordable McNugget.http://whatsannoyingjews.com/2010/09/09/mcdonalds/
The world’s leading slaughterer of bovine families and human waist-lines has nixed its dollar menu, hurting the homeless who depend on MickeyD’s for affordable food (that helps end their lives earlier).
Poor form, McDonald’s.
Let us all remember the wisdom of Reb Nachum, when Lazar Wolf gave the beggar only one kopeck on account of his downturn. “So, if you had a bad week, why should I suffer?”
September 8, 2010 | 11:00 am
Rahm Emanuel
Posted by The Annoyed Jew
Have you ever danced with Rahm by the pale moonlight?http://whatsannoyingjews.com/2010/09/08/rahm-emanuel/
So the most powerful Jew in the White House since ever is thinking about ditching out so he can run for mayor of the most twisty, insular, haplessly corrupt city in the nation?
If that’s not self-ghettoizing, I don’t know what is.
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Job Opening of the Week: Midwestern Lawyer
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She doesn't teach Saturday schoolhttp://whatsannoyingjews.com/2010/09/06/job-opening-of-the-week-midwestern-lawyer/
A Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader—who also happens to be a high school teacher—won an $11m default judgment against a defaming website… only to realize she’d sued the wrong website.
For all you out of work Shysters, this has to provide some hope. Clearly they’re lacking smart Jew lawyers in Ohio. So get out there and sue for libel. Just read up on the Blood Libel first.
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