November 10, 2009 | 1:01 pm

Time for Miracles, Time for Adam Lambert to save ‘2012’ [VIDEO]

Posted by Jay Firestone

Just when I thought the disaster flick, “2012” couldn’t get any more unappealing, they do something like this…

and TOTALLY REDEEM THEMSELVES.

In my mind, if you’re going to destroy God’s beautiful creations through over-the-top special effects, you better have a wicked soundtrack to accompany it.

Not sure what is more of a travesty though, the events that unfold in 2012 or the fact that Adam Lambert didn’t win American Idol.  Either way, we can all be glad that Lambert has come to rescue what seems like yet another sequel to Independence Day, Godzilla, The Day After Tomorrow, and 10000 BC. (Note: This movie will probably be just as fun and thrilling as all of those previously listed—they were all directed by Roland Emmerich.)

Here’s the synopsis from the official 2012 website:

Never before has a date in history been so significant to so many cultures, so many religions, scientists, and governments.  “2012” is an epic adventure about a global cataclysm that brings an end to the world and tells of the heroic struggles of the survivors.

Funny, isn’t that the same thing the Republicans said of Obama’s inauguration?

For your viewing and listening pleasure, Adam Lambert sings “Time for Miracles”

“2012”  opens Nov. 13

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October 29, 2009 | 9:25 am

Two shot at North Hollywood syngogue, warnings issued to neighboring schools and synagogues [VIDEO]

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The Los Angeles Police Department has issued an alert to all Jewish day schools and synagogues after two men were shot early this morning in the parking lot of Adat Yeshurun Valley Sephardic synagogue.

The shooting took place at 6:18 am in the subterranean parking structure of the synagogue, located at 12405 Sylvan Street in North Hollywood. According to LAPD Deputy Chief Michel R. Moore, two shooters approached two men on their way into the synagogue for morning prayers.  The assailant fired the first shot, which struck one man in the leg, then fired a second shot.

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October 28, 2009 | 6:57 pm

New Moon Century Bike Ride [VIDEO]

Posted by Rebecca Steinberger

Video by Rebecca Steinberger

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October 20, 2009 | 10:09 pm

Langer’s - The best deli in the world?

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October 9, 2009 | 12:13 pm

Seth Green Mugged

Posted by Jay Firestone

Is it that easy to mug a Jew these days?  Seth didn’t even put up a fight.  Of course, I probably wouldn’t either, considering I’m only about an inch or two taller than he is. 

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October 8, 2009 | 9:23 am

Hip Hop Hoodios Time Square (1989) - new single

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From Youtube:

New video/single Times Square (1989) by the Latino-Jewish crew Hip Hop Hoodíos. The old school-flavored track is featured on the latest album Carne Masada: Quite Possibly the Very Best of Hip Hop Hoodíos (Jazzheads Records) and available on iTunes, Amazon, eMusic and fine indie record stores nationwide.

Directed by Lori Elberg. Co-Produced by Hip Hop Hoodíos. For more music, videos and info, please visit http://www.myspace.com/hiphophoodios.

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October 2, 2009 | 10:23 am

How to build a sukkah [VIDEO]

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September 24, 2009 | 7:23 am

My G-20 Jewish Homecoming

Posted by Jay Firestone

This is my vacation…

Visiting my parents in Pittsburgh, PA was the initial reason for taking such a long break between Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur.  But when I realized my visit would coincide with the G-20 summit, I decided to act fast.

Unfortunately I missed the deadline to receive the White House’s special press credentials.  Here’s an email from the Pittsburgh liaison.

The White House has been really tough about this.

Not sure we can help.

So I took it upon myself to scope out the Jewish scene of the G-20 Pittsburgh and the effect it had on my return to the ‘Burgh.

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September 9, 2009 | 2:43 pm

The Rabbi’s Shofar and the dog

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September 4, 2009 | 12:51 pm

Where to find cheap high holy day tickets [VIDEO]

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By Rebecca Steinberger, Multimedia Intern

Got New Year’s plans? Celebrating Rosh Hashanah this year might depend heavily on what services are within budget. The high cost of synagogue tickets will result in many people looking for alternative and affordable services. There are other options out there and it is only a matter of searching. Many places are requesting donations, but regardless won’t turn anyone away.

Rosh Hashanah encompasses the idea of community. In order to bring in the new year, one doesn’t have to be within the walls of the synagogue or regretting how much was spent on seats when there isn’t much sitting involved. Chabad requests donations anywhere between $100 to $200 to reserve a seat. For services at Hillel at UCLA tickets are $100 for those 35-years-old and under. JConnectLA is holding services and a meal for $25 and the West Valley JCC has services for $36 and under.

This year should be about finding your community. Happy New Year!

Video by Rebecca Steinberger, Multmedia Intern

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September 4, 2009 | 11:16 am

Rabbis and Guns - a Rosh Hashanah Safety Video

Posted by Jay Firestone

Don’t you dare fall asleep during these rabbis’ sermons…

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August 10, 2009 | 1:10 am

The Roast of Joan Rivers [VIDEO]

Posted by Jay Firestone

In case you missed it, here’s a clip from the Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers -a woman who’s had so much plastic surgery, she’s redeemable for 10 cents in Michigan…

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June 24, 2009 | 9:35 pm

Video captures worldwide Iranian protests

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June 15, 2009 | 9:31 am

God Talks…and answers

Posted by Jay Firestone

Why do bad things happen to good people? What’s the point of life? Why is the bible devote so many chapters to leprosy? 

In all my prayer and worship, the answers to these questions continue to elude me.  Thank God, the big man finally figured out how to use YouTube.  Check out these answers from The All Knowing.

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June 11, 2009 | 7:49 am

Old Jews Telling Jokes - Season 2

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Norman Stiles, “Sperm Bank”

Barnett Hoffman, “Questions for the Rabbi”

Producer, Editor, Director Sam Hoffman writes on his site:

Old Jews Telling Jokes: What’s This Thing All About?

Five months later, this site is still about the same thing: Old Jews Telling Jokes.

The good news is we’ve got some new old Jews. Many of this season’s participants responded to our first round and contacted us. We know better than to deny an old Jew with a burning desire to joke.

I wrote before that these jokes shed a light on a culture, but they also reveal much about their tellers. Like playing the piano, telling a joke requires craft, artistry and style. Does the teller have the patience for the set-up? Can he or she remember the details that make the characters familiar? Will he or she commit to the voices and the accents and keep them consistent? Is there that innate sense of timing?

See for yourself. We weren’t disappointed. All the tellers bring their own individual talents and at least sixty years of life experience to the material.

If the first season of Old Jews Telling Jokes was “friends and family” then let us present the next concentric ring, one degree-click out on the map of Jewish geography.

Old Jews Telling Jokes: Season 2.

—Sam Hoffman

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