When God speaks, don’t check your e-mail

So that’s what people are always doing in church when I see them staring at their Blackberrys while the worship band plays or the pastor preaches. Not that we didn’t already know this, but a new study confirms it: About 12 percent of Americans check e-mail on wireless devices while at church (and another 12 percent and this is not sanitary folks—while using the can).

(Illustration: Sun-Times)