Trump to Miss California: ‘You’re not fired!’

It’s been a wild three weeks since Carrie Prejean said at the Miss USA Pageant that she believed marriage should be between a man and a woman, but The Donald decided today that she gets to keep her Miss California crown:

“She gave a very honest answer when asked a tough question,” he said at a New York press conference with Prejean sitting next to him. “It was the same answer the president of the United States gave… She has to be commended.”

And what about those semi-nude photos that had so many haters salivating over Prejean’s so-called hypocrisy (though hypocrisy, in this case, would have necessitated her involvement in a same-sex relationship)? “We are in the 21st century,” Trump said. “The pictures taken were fine.”

Please, dear God, let this be the end of this silly saga.