October 18, 2009
So a bear walks into a grocery store ...
Stop me if you’ve heard this one.
A 125-pound black bear wanders into a Wisconsin grocery store and heads straight for the beer:
If the bear was tipsy, it wasn’t because he was drunk. Store workers told the AP the bear was a teetotaler but that wildlife officials tranquilized him before being getting him of the cooler. Good thing. He might have been a belligerent drunk.
No religion angle in this AP dispatch, but I just couldn’t resist.