Second Coming of Christ

Wal-Mart, which some believe is the anti-Christ, is about to start carrying 12-inch Jesus dolls. He will join Samson, Goliath and Daniel in the lion’s den on toy shelves, according to USA Today. Photos can be seen here.

The toys were created by One2Believe, a Valencia, Calif.-based company I ran into when I was at the LA Daily News. Personally, I think this is a noble effort, with a niche market, but as I kid, I would still prefer to play with my Ninja Turtles.