R. Kelly is back and getting ‘Religious’

The VideoJew sent me the new R. Kelly single “Religious,” and I’m never going to forgive Jay for it. The slowjam might make you forget about when anyone last mentioned R. Kelly, but the chorus is good for a laughl:

“Girl ... there’s somethin’ religious about you ... Somethin’ church about you.”

We all need redemption, but this is laying it on a bit thick. Don’t you think?