Ozzy Osbourne’s bat-eating mouth in Israel

Speaking of Israel and things that are not kosher, Ozzy Osbourne has landed in Tel Aviv ahead of an OzzFest concert Tuesday night. Naturally, the former Black Sabbath frontman couldn’t get a flight into Ben Gurion on Shabbat. (In fact, no one can.) I know that more types of food are clean than most people would imagine—locusts! yum!—but I’m pretty sure that nothing can be done to make a bat clean.