If Jesus drove an Italian sports car

I follow a number of folks on Twitter who claim to be the Almighty. @God just tweeted that he “told Jesus to go for something less flashy.”

This photo was the picture of the day Saturday at Jalopnik, the automobile member of the Gawker family:

The Lamborghini Countach is fast, but everyone knows Bulls can’t swim, so is it fast enough to walk on water, Jesus-style?

Turns out Searoader built an amphibious version of Lamborghini’s famous sports car, production of which stopped in 1989.