‘Harry Potter’ a ‘Zionist conspiracy’

Of course. We should have known it all along. Harry Potter isn’t Christian. He couldn’t be. The only explanation for his insane popularity is that he’s part of a Zionist global conspiracy. Thanks, Iran for foiling this devious plot. From Israel National News:

Kayhahn, an Iranian publication closely affiliated with the ruling mullahs and Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, called the Harry Potter series “a billion-dollar Zionist project.” The Potter books were designed by Zionist plotters, according to the Kayhahn editorial, to “disrupt young minds.” Khamenei had criticized Iran’s Culture and Islamic Guidance Ministry for approving the distribution of the latest book in the Harry Potter series, which was released last weekend with much fanfare.

“The story,” notes DMN religion reporter Jeffrey Weiss, “also cites a Muslim cleric in Sudan who blames the genocide in Darfur on Jews.”

Well, duh.