Carrie Prejean sex tape—say it ain’t so

Like me, you’ve most certainly been tired of the up-and-down saga of temporarily-Miss California Carrie Prejean for, oh, six months now. Well, the beat goes on.

TMZ is reporting that her demands of a $1 million settlement from the Miss California USA Pageant quickly and quietly disappeared when a lawyer for the pageant showed Prejean a home sex tape starring ... who else?

The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let’s just say, Carrie has a promising solo career.

We’re told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing. As we first reported, the Pageant is paying around $100,000 to her lawyers and publicist—a fraction of her bills. She pockets nothing in the settlement.

If this post seems to only be serving prurient interests, it’s important to remind you how Carrie Prejean became a different kind of sex icon. For more: