Best. Spam. Ever.

I get a lot of spam comments hawking apartments in Houston or singles services. The spam is usually easy to find because it says things like, and I quote: “this article was so great. thank you. does anyone know if there is anything better”

But there was a spam comment left last week below “China’s penis restaurant: clean or unclean?” that deserved a blog post all its own:

“According to Torah law, is it in your opinion ok to use a male enhancement product to make your pennis bigger?? Honest advice would be greatly appreciated.”

Sorry, Jonathan, I don’t know the answer to that question. I swear. Maybe somebody else can help.