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May 1, 2009 | 7:19 pm
Wolverine with Jew claws
Posted by Brad A. Greenberg
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I’ve often thought about being Wolverine for Halloween. My mutton chops often match. But thank God I don’t have a receding hairline. I would look just like this guy, who was so excited to see “X-Men Origins: Wolverine,” he decided to join the team:
“What if I went as Wolverine?”
I already had the sideburns. My wife looked at my thick, curly facial hair, skeptically.
“Is Wolverine Jewish?” she asked.
“No, he’s Canadian.”
Why did I marry a cheerleader instead of a nerd?
“Okay, Jewish Wolverine,” I said, liking it. “Jew-verine.” Loving it.
No mention at I Heart Jews of Jewverine’s deadliest weapon: Menorah-shaped Jew claws:
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I like how his facial hair perfectly straddles the fence between Wolverine and orthodox Jew.
As a side note, I met Stan Lee around the time when the first Spider-Man film came out and asked him, “Is it true that Spider-Man is Jewish.” He laughed and replied, “I’ll tell you what. If the reader’s Jewish, he’s Jewish. If the reader’s Catholic, he’s Catholic.”