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Wolverine with Jew claws

by Brad A. Greenberg

May 1, 2009 | 8:19 pm

I’ve often thought about being Wolverine for Halloween. My mutton chops often match. But thank God I don’t have a receding hairline. I would look just like this guy, who was so excited to see “X-Men Origins: Wolverine,” he decided to join the team:

“What if I went as Wolverine?”

I already had the sideburns. My wife looked at my thick, curly facial hair, skeptically.

“Is Wolverine Jewish?” she asked.

“No, he’s Canadian.”

Why did I marry a cheerleader instead of a nerd?

“Okay, Jewish Wolverine,” I said, liking it. “Jew-verine.” Loving it.

No mention at I Heart Jews of Jewverine’s deadliest weapon: Menorah-shaped Jew claws:

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