Your votes are in and the verdict is clear: “Shave it off Greenberg. You look like Satan trying to seduce a ‘68 Mustang fastback at a used car lot off San Fernando Road.” So I did.
You’ll notice the facial scruff is longer than the upper-lip shadow, and my “Jeff Kent pornstache” is gone for now. But it will be back in Movember. And I hope those of you who can will join me.