Jonah Hill got the cover of Heeb magazine this fall, but it looks like I could have had it if I had played my cards right.
Comic foil appeal—check
Lumberjack beard—check ... wait ... just shaved ... uncheck
Lubed bagel—ummm, pass
More significantly, Hill says he met his sort-of sugar daddy Seth Rogen while sitting behind him during “The Life Aquatic” at The Grove. I was at that movie, at that theater, but probably not on the same night.
Oh well. I hated “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” anyway.
(For those doubting my cred, check out my “dancing” in N.E.R.D.‘s “Rockstar” video.)