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March 2, 2009 | 5:26 pm

If Jesus drove an Italian sports car

Posted by Brad A. Greenberg

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I follow a number of folks on Twitter who claim to be the Almighty. @God just tweeted that he “told Jesus to go for something less flashy.”

This photo was the picture of the day Saturday at Jalopnik, the automobile member of the Gawker family:

The Lamborghini Countach is fast, but everyone knows Bulls can’t swim, so is it fast enough to walk on water, Jesus-style?

Turns out Searoader built an amphibious version of Lamborghini’s famous sports car, production of which stopped in 1989.

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for some reason, i think Jesus would be hitch-hiking.

Comment by Proton Soup on 3/02/09 at 10:19 pm

Jesus can get with the times, too. Why not in style.

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Comment by cheapeast car insurance on 10/26/09 at 2:08 am

Ha ha, yes Jesus would have to drive a sports car

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Its really a nice picture. most car repair facilities use online services such as mitchell and alldata for information

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Comment by NLP Training on 3/25/10 at 3:42 am

Really the sports car looking so good and very featured one to drive and I like the body structure model and color too and thanks for sharing good information to us..
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Comment by Porsche Rims on 4/26/10 at 1:06 pm

Very interesting article and really the sports car looking so good and very featured one to drive and I like the body structure model and color too and thanks for sharing good information to us..
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era-wheels-rims-black-pr11-p-256”]Porsche Rims[/url]

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