Seriously, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. This installment from the pre-fall-fundamentalist Christians of the Netherlands.
Naked celebrants abandoned plans to hold a second service after media coverage of their first mass, held in a nudist park during the summer, led to a flood of threatening phone calls and emails from more orthodox Christians.
“I don’t understand what all the fuss is about,” said a spokesman for the Gan Eden or Garden of Eden group.
“We are just a group of Christians and we want to hold a church service.”
OK, seriously, what is wrong with that first sentence? More orthodox Christians ... You mean, everybody beside the wacky Christian naturists.
I hope these naturists aren’t Catholic. It would be really awkward having to genuflect.
(Hat tip: Friendly Atheist)