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Christian pre-fall-fundamentalists celebrate naked mass

by Brad A. Greenberg

October 7, 2008 | 6:52 pm

Seriously, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. This installment from the pre-fall-fundamentalist Christians of the Netherlands.

Naked celebrants abandoned plans to hold a second service after media coverage of their first mass, held in a nudist park during the summer, led to a flood of threatening phone calls and emails from more orthodox Christians.

“I don’t understand what all the fuss is about,” said a spokesman for the Gan Eden or Garden of Eden group.

“We are just a group of Christians and we want to hold a church service.”

OK, seriously, what is wrong with that first sentence? More orthodox Christians ... You mean, everybody beside the wacky Christian naturists.

I hope these naturists aren’t Catholic. It would be really awkward having to genuflect.

(Hat tip: Friendly Atheist)

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