Bush Gator Palin.
It’s also turns out, that my name and lack of qualifications might enable me to be president one day:
Yes, the American people have learned from experience that it’s not the content of your resume but the quality of your character that will make you a good president. And with the war in Iraq, the mortgage crisis, the banks going bankrupt, China winning the Olympics, and Gossip Girl on TV, we really need a personality cult more than we need policy. Get our your life insurance, your gun, and your credit card, because we’re in for a rocky future.