As I was standing in line at Blockbuster to swap out “Youth in Revolt” for “The Book of Eli”—more on that later—I spotted this issue of Cosmo with the Resurrected Britney Spears on the cover. Look closely—not too closely—at her waistline and tell me if you see anything unusual.
How ‘bout now?
That’s right: Spears has a cross tattooed right around the spot you’d expect to see a bikini line. Sort of reminds me of the Jesus fish tattoo that Ashley Harkleroad revealed in Playboy.