Remember this summer when I posted about Match.com for adulterers? The billboard for AshleyMadison.com said, “Life is short, have an affair.” Well, yesterday Defamer got this e-mail from the company. The whole thing is worth a read, but this part’s my favorite.
Despite his own “happy marriage”, Morganstern believes that monogamy has become outdated and discovered that through the site, there could be a modern solution to this age old problem.
First off, having an affair is not a solution: It is the problem. Secondly, I love that the press release adds this ridiculous clause, “Despite his own ‘happy marriage.’” Sounds like Morganstern is the kid whose “hypothetical friend” needs help with a problem he is actually dealing with. Maybe it’s true, maybe it isn’t. Whatever the case, I’m not interested in the marital success of a pimp.