Posted by Cantor Harris Shore, The Handy Hazzan
I’ve been away for a couple of weeks and it’s good to be back. I hope you all had a fuzzy wuzzy Mommy’s Day. We had fun in Santa Monica. Next Sunday, May 15th is Big Sunday – the giant mitzvah day for all humans wishing to participate as created by tikkun olam guru David Levinson right here in Los Angeles. I am honored to be a Project Captain for some cleaning, painting, building and more at the Mid Valley Family YMCA in Van Nuys, 6901 Lennox Avenue CA 91405-4002. Our project is #461 and WE STILL NEED VOLUNTEERS. The following link will take you to Big Sunday’s “all about” page. From there, you’ll easily figure out how to sign up: http://www.bigsunday.org/about-us/who-we-are/. Next week I’ll feature photos and possibly a video about what promises to be a great day (9 a.m. – 3 p. m) at the Y.
During my break I spent lots of time learning to play the guitar, thanks mainly to my clergy pal Rabbi Cantor Mark Goodman of Congregation Valley Beth Israel in Sun Valley, who introduced me to a great guitar teacher named Tim Murphy. Tim teaches privately in Burbank, California. Come join us at Valley Beth Israel Friday, May 20, 2011 at 8 p.m. for “Rockin’ Shabbat.” Rabbi Mark created this several months ago with Rabbi Steve Finley, another Academy For Jewish Religion graduate right here in Los Angeles,….and it has become a bit hit. Yours truly Cantor Harris Shore, AKA The Handy Hazzan will be playing guitar and singing. It’s a lot of fun. While I love having the services I lead accompanied by piano and other instrumentation, being self contained with my very own guitar is a new tool in my bag of “Do-It-Yourself” tricks. It’s never too late to embrace change …. and dance with it!
THE ICEMAKER WORKETH
With all this strumming and other business that needed my attention, I let a few things go around the house. Repair needs seem to multiply when you’re sleeping and then creep up on you (like “THE BLOB” - filmed in my hometown when I was just a kid), if you don’t conquer them when they first appear. Several items needed my attention. The first one I took care of the day before Passover …. hooked up the water source for the ice maker in the refrigerator. The previous owner had already installed the ¼” copper tubing leading from the water source to the previous refrigerator. All I needed was a ¼” ice maker stainless steel water supply line – DO NOT USE THE PLASTIC ONES, CAN BREAK OR CRACK EASILY - plus one or two compatible compression fittings, both of which I purchased from a plumbing supply house. Remember that “1/4 inch” refers to the diameter of the nut, one female nut on each end…. With no offense to all the wonderful gals who read my column! The length of the line could go as much as 18-20 feet, which makes it easy to roll the refrigerator away from the wall for cleaning, etc. You’ll need two adjustable wrenches, or one wrench and channel locks. See detailed instructions below. First, attach one end of the new supply line to the rear inlet on the refrigerator by hand-tightening the female nut to the male threaded inlet post on the back of the refrigerator, probably located at the bottom. This has a built-in compression piece. Attach the other end to one of the two male, threaded ends of the in-line (saddle type non-piercing – that means you don’t pierce the copper tubing - shut-off valve, which is a necessary and convenient precaution. This way, you can turn off the water on the supply line instead of having to turn off the water main. The old shut-off valve was still intact and working. I used the new compression fitting to connect the other end of the shut-off valve to the ¼” copper tubing leading to the water supply. I’ve not done anything with the old in-line water line filter. It’s still in place. I trust that our new, whole-house water filtering system is delivering pure drinking water now. Let’s be clear on the “how to” steps for attaching the water line. Here’s a copy of the instructions (Kenmore Elite) to which I referred when connecting the line:
Installation - Connecting Ice Maker To Water Supply
To avoid electric shock, which can cause death or severe personal injury, disconnect the freezer from electrical power before connecting a water supply line to the freezer.
To Avoid Property Damage:
• Copper tubing is recommended for the water supply line. Water supply tubing made of 1⁄4” plastic is not recommended since it greatly increases the potential for water leaks. Manufacturer will not be responsible for any damage if plastic tubing is used for supply line.
• DO NOT install water supply tubing in areas where temperatures fall below freezing. •Chemicals from a malfunctioning softener can damage the icemaker. If the ice maker is connected to soft water, ensure that the softener is maintained and working properly.
IMPORTANT: Ensure that your water supply line connections comply with all local plumbing codes.
Before Installing The Water Supply Line, You Will Need • Basic Tools: adjustable wrench, flat-blade screwdriver, and PhillipsTM screwdriver • Access to a household cold water line with water pressure between 20 and 120 psi. • A water supply line made of 1⁄4 inch (6.4 mm) OD, copper tubing. To determine the length of copper tubing needed,
you will need to measure the distance from the ice maker inlet valve at the back of the freezer to your cold water
pipe. Then add approximately 7 feet (2.1 meters), so the freezer can be moved out for cleaning (as shown). • A shutoff valve to connect the water supply line to your household water system. DO NOT USE A SELF-PIERCING TYPE SHUT-OFF VALVE -HH • A compression nut and ferrule (sleeve) for connecting the water supply line to the ice maker inlet valve.
NOTE: Water line kit number 5303917950, available from your appliance dealer at additional cost, contains 25 feet (7.6 meters) of 1⁄4 inch OD copper tubing, a saddle type shutoff valve (nonpiercing), (2) 1⁄4 inch brass compression nuts, (2) ferrules/sleeves, and instructions for installing a water supply line.
To Connect Water Supply Line To Ice Maker Inlet Valve
1. Disconnect freezer from electric power source.
2. Place end of water supply line into sink or bucket. Turn ON water supply and flush supply line until water is clear. Turn OFF water supply at shut-off valve.
3. Unscrew plastic cap from water valve inlet and discard cap.
4. Slide brass compression nut, then ferrule (sleeve) onto water supply line, as shown.
5. Push water supply line into water valve inlet as far as it will go (1⁄4 inch). Slide ferrule (sleeve) into valve inlet and finger tighten compression nut onto valve. Tighten another half turn with a wrench; DO NOT over tighten.
6. With steel clamp and screw, secure water supply line to rear panel of freezer as shown.
7. Coil excess water supply line (about 21⁄2 turns) behind freezer as shown and arrange coils so they do not vibrate or wear against any other surface. (HH: I USED SEPARATE WATER LINE INSTEAD OF COILING THE COPPER TUBING.)
8. Turn ON water supply at shutoff valve and tighten any connections that leak.
9. Reconnect freezer to electrical power source. 10. To turn icemaker on, lower wire signal arm (see ice maker front cover for ON/OFF position of arm).
IMPORTANT: It takes approximately 24 hours for the icemaker to begin producing ice. (HH NOTE: IT TOOK OURS NEARLY 48 HOURS TO BEGIN PRODUCING ICE.) Air in new plumbing lines may cause ice maker to cycle two or three times before making a full tray of ice. New plumbing may cause ice to be discolored or have poor flavor. Discard ice made during the first 24 hours.
SECOND HH TIP: DISSOLVE A FEW CUBES OF THE NEW ICE INTO A WHITE DISH OR BOWL. WAIT FOR IT TO MELT OR PUT IT ON THE STOVE TO SPEED MELTING. WHEN THE ICE HAS MELTED, YOU MAY SEE SEDIMENT PARTICLES, ETC. CONTINUE TO DO THIS WITH EACH BATCH OF ICE UNTIL THE ICE MELTS CLEAN AND CLEAR.
If your freezer has an automatic ice maker, it will provide a sufficient supply of ice for normal use. During the initial start-up of your freezer, however, no ice will be produced during the first 24 hours of operation. Automatic ice makers are also optional accessories that may be installed in some models at any time. Call your local dealer for information.
TURNING YOUR ICE MAKER ON
After the plumbing connections have been completed, the water supply valve must be opened. Place the ice container under the ice maker, pushing it as far back as possible. Lower the wire signal arm to its “down” or ON position. New plumbing connections may cause the first production of ice cubes to be discolored or have an odd flavor. These first cubes should be discarded until the cubes produced are free of discoloration and taste.
TURNING YOUR ICE MAKER OFF
To stop the ice maker, lift the wire signal arm until it clicks and locks in the “up” or OFF position. The ice maker also turns off automatically when the ice container is full. If your model has an adjustable freezer shelf, place the shelf in the lower position, so that the wire signal arm will hit the ice when the container is full.
ICE MAKER TIPS
1” or less
IMPORTANT: Your icemaker is shipped with the wire signal arm in the ON position. To ensure proper function of your ice maker, hook up water supply immediately or turn ice maker OFF by lifting the wire signal arm until it clicks and locks in the UP position.
IMPORTANT: Check the leveling bracket on the icemaker to ensure the ice maker is level. If the gap between the freezer wall and the icemaker is the same at top and bottom, then the ice maker is level.
If the icemaker is not level, loosen the screw and slide the bracket to the correct position to make it level. Retighten the screw.
You’ll need a 1/4” socket wrench for this task.
• Ice cubes stored too long may develop an odd flavor. Empty the ice container and ensure that the wire signal arm is in its “down” or ON position. The ice maker will then produce more ice.
• Occasionally shake the ice container to keep ice separated. • Keep the wire signal arm in its “up” or OFF position until the freezer is connected to the water supply or whenever the
water supply is turned off. The following sounds are normal when the ice maker is operating:
• Motor running • Ice loosening from tray • Ice dropping into ice container • Running water • Water valve opening or closing
• Wash the ice container in warm water with mild detergent. Rinse well and dry. • Stop the ice maker when cleaning the freezer and during vacations. • If the ice maker will be turned off for a long period of time, turn the water supply valve to the closed position.
Do Not place the ice container in your dishwasher.
Enjoy your new ice cube harvest.
TOOTHPICKS SAVE THAT MESSY DEADBOLT ON THE FRONT GATE
It was only getting worse, and I knew it was easy to fix. THE TRICK IS TO SET A DEADBOLT INITIALLY SO THAT THE BOLT SLIDES INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE STRIKE PLATE ON THE DOOR FRAME. That way, if the gate sags slightly due to change in weather, there is some vertical leeway. (I designed our front gate with the assistance of a representative from a wonderful company in Oregon called Pacific Gate Works. I chose Western Red Cedar for it’s beautiful texture, workability, durability and high resistance to decay from the elements. We stained the gate with a highly durable and beautiful stain manufactured by Sikkens. Check out their wood finishing products at: http://www.arcat.com/arcatcos/cos41/arc41336.html.) As for repairing the lock, I had to lower the strike plate just about 3/16” to line up the bolt down the middle. After removing the plate, I chose the right size chisel and, hammering it perpendicular to the wood gently but firmly, cut into the bottom of the area I wanted to remove so that I could lower the plate. Then, from the top down, I delicately chiseled out the tiny area of wood necessary to extend the indented setting for the plate. I set the plate in first without screws, then closed the gate and turned the key to test the setting of the bolt into the strike plate. It was perfect. I drew a pencil line right at the bottom of the plate, just in case it were to fall off. With a cordless drill, I predrilled a hole a bit smaller than the shaft of the rustic, slotted screw I was using to affix the plate to the door frame. I hand-turned that screw for a snug fit, then repeated the procedure for the bottom screw. BUT WAIT…what’s all this about toothpicks? You’re right. I almost forgot. One of the reasons the striker plate AROUND THE BOLT OPENING ON THE GATE had become loose was because of the stress created by constantly having to boost the gate a little bit with my foot to get the bolt to slide into the hole in the middle of the striker plate. The holes for the screws had become torn up and finally too large for the screws, which were loose and falling out. I plugged the holes with (wooden) toothpicks, thus creating new “grab” for the screws. If you can choose toothpicks over some fancy plastic wood product, do it. It works better….every time.
MORE TOOTHPICK MAGIC: Some of the WINDOW GLIDES on the interior of our windows are original 1913. I had the rest of them cast in sand (like the old, Craftsman days) to replicate the originals shortly after we moved in. I then installed all of the hardware, window by window…some thirty in all. This hardware is very cool although, alas…. not very functional… which I suppose is why we don’t see this kind very much anymore. And, like I’ve told you, I am a restorer and fixer. All were working just fine until just the other day when I opened one of them a little too far so that I could step out on a flat area of our roof to throw down a tarp until I can get to a leak that revealed itself to me during our last deluge. When I bumped up against the window … oy! … I tore the screws right out of the wood. This morning, I filled those two holes with toothpicks, trimmed smooth, and then easily reattached the slider arm.
There’s always more to do at the Shore Shack. The latch on the pots and pans storage area compartment of our Wedgewood stove has been staring at me with little stove puppy eyes to please replace it. It’s broken because I made the mistake of replacing the original, all metal one with one of those flimsy, cheap cabinet latches intended for wooden cabinets. It’s got a plastic piece in there that melted from too much stove heat. This time I’ll call my friends at another fine company, ANTIQUE GAS STOVES P.O. BOX 9507 Alta Loma, California 91701 USA (909) 484-2222 email cookin@AntiqueGasStoves.com. They’ll have the right part, or they’ll know where I can find it. They walked and talked me through a thorough replacement of the gas lines and repositioning of the gas valve. That was quite a journey that will be the grist of an upcoming Handy Hazzan. Meanwhile … happy fixing. WE LOVE TO READ YOUR COMMENTS AND QUESTIONS. PLEASE POST! Remember: Tikkun Olam starts at home. You can fix it! - HH
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April 15, 2011 | 11:45 am
Posted by Cantor Harris Shore, The Handy Hazzan
STORY: As Moses and the children of Israel were crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel began to complain to Moses of how thirsty they were, after walking so far. Unfortunately, they were not able to drink from the walls of water on either side of them, as they were made up of salt-water. Just then, a fish from that wall of water whispered in Moses’ ear that he and his fishy family heard the complaints of the people and through their gills, they could miraculously remove the salt from the water and force it out of their mouths like a fresh water fountain for the Israelites to drink from, as they walked by. Moses accepted the kindly fish’s offer. However, before the fish and his family began to help, they told Moses they had one demand. They and their descendants had to be always present at the Seder meal that would be established to commemorate the Exodus, since they had a vital part in the story. When Moses agreed to this, he gave them their name, which remains how they are known to this very day, for he said to them, “Go Filter Fish!” B’ dum bum.
FOLLOW UP TO LAST WEEK’S YOU TUBE DEMONSTATION: Here’s The Handy Hazzan’s contribution to your Passover dessert table. (See live demonstration on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6KWdL_rEa4.) I also call them “Chocolate Matzoh Wine Rolls.” This recipe is very simple to execute, and the results just as delicious. I thank my dear Hebrew teacher, Vered, who taught me when I was in seminary at the Academy For Jewish Religion, for this recipe. Make these no later than the night before.(Remember that we serve dessert BEFORE the Afikomen, which is the real dessert!)
CHOCOLATE MATZOH WINE PETIT FOURS
I cup sweet wine,
8 oz. semi-sweet chocolate,
½ cup milk,
2 tblsp cocoa,
1 cup sugar
3 tblsp brandy
1 tsp instant coffee
I stick margarine
Over low flame melt together the chocolate, cocoa, sugar, brandy, coffee, and milk. (I like to add in the milk after I’ve melted the other ingredients together and I’ve taken the saucepan off the stove. Remove the combined ingredients from the flame and mix in margarine (and milk).
While the chocolate mixture is melting, crumble the eight matzohs into little pieces and soak in the sweet wine… i.e soak the matzohs. (I didn’t mean that you should take a bath in sweet wine.) Add in the yummy, chocolaty stuff and combine well. In heavy-duty aluminum foil - sorry if that is a little uncomfortable - create two rolls of the completed mixture, wrap up and tuck them into the freezer for the night. Shortly before the guests arrive, remove them from the freezer (hee hee… the dessert, not the guests) and cut into individual pieces. Serve as petit fours in those little, paper cupcake thingies. There’s enough sugar, alcohol and caffeine in there to keep you up all night talking about our deliverance from Egypt.
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MORE DO-IT-YOURSELF FOLLOW-UP: Last week I made a list of some items that needed fixing around the house before welcoming guests to our home for seder. I’ve begun to test the “Nature’s Miracle” solution on the carpet to remove the stains donated by our cat, Arnold. The good news is that you’ll do better if you saturate the area with the solution immediately after the kitty saturates the area with his solution. The longer you wait, the less effective the results. Or just get your cat diapers and be done with it. That ‘s a better solution.
WINDOW BOXES – This is EASY TO MODERATELY EASY. Tools and materials you’ll need: electric drill with bit slightly smaller than the screws you will be using, flathead or Phillips screwdriver, tape measure or ruler, carpenter’s level, pencil, holder for the window box, tray to place between window box and holder to catch water.
I put up two boxes and here’s the way I did it. First, I purchased ready-made redwood boxes. Redwood stands up well to the elements, and I decided to stain them with an additional redwood sealer/protectant. I already had a black, metal garden hose holder with a fleur de lis design at the top, and I was happy to find the same design on the black, metal window box holders I chose. Since I was putting the box in front of French windows (opening out), I knew that I had to attach the boxes low enough so that I could plant flowers and still possibly open the windows. I was also willing to forgo opening these two windows, as there are four more in the dining room. (We DO open the windows in summer, as I am not a big fan of air-conditioning. We have the original 1913 roller screens that pull down from inside the top of the window casing. They are so cool! I’ll show you sometime this summer.) Choose your plants based on the amount of sun exposure to the area. At least one plant that trails or cascades – like a trailing geranium (full to part sun) looks really nice.
If you have French windows as we do, simply center the window box holder so that the middle of it corresponds to the spot where the French windows meet in a closed position. I chose to drill mounting holes in the bottom of the window casing itself. Others instruct to drill holes in the wood siding below the window frame. I didn’t want to drill into wood shingle. The choice is yours, and both ways are fine. Once I centered the holder, it was easy to place a pencil mark inside the top of the screw mounting holes of the holder. These mounting holes are smaller at the top and larger at the bottom, so that the holder will “hook” onto the screws. Be sure to measure from the smaller, top hole. That is where the holder will hang.
First pre-drill one hole using a drill bit slightly smaller than the size of the screw you are using. I would use at least a #8 screw, brass or galvanized, as probably only two screws will be supporting a holder plus wooden box filled with earth, occasional water and plants. Insert one screw into one of the holes, turning it until it is in about half way in. Hook the appropriate mounting hole over that screw. Swing the other end of the holder to what looks like a level position and then place the level on the holder to find the exact level (horizontal) position. I put the tray on the holder so that the level would lie more easily. Never use a level before? It’s easy. When the little bubble shows up in the middle of the glass tube, you’re level! With your pencil, mark the spot for the second drill hole. After drilling, insert the second screw about halfway into the window casing. At this point the holder will be at a slight angle vertically, with the bottom of the holder closer to the house than the top of the holder. Check the level again. If it’s good, turn your screws until they are all the way in. That’s it! Place the planter tray on the holder and then, after arranging your plants and adding potting soil, place your window box on the tray. Make sure all is well watered. Enjoy your new window box. See photos.
You’ve still got time to put a bit of Spring into your Passover with a new window box…. and also make that great dessert. Tikkun Olam starts at home. You can fix it! - HH
April 8, 2011 | 12:32 am
Posted by Cantor Harris Shore, The Handy Hazzan
I am pleasantly obsessed with the coming of Passover…. and Elijah… and all of our guests for second-night seder. I see everything that needs fixing as one more bit of chumetz to chase from our home before we can welcome everyone in less than two weeks! There are so many little fixy things around the Shore Shack, our humble Craftsman abode. Moisture from the rains has expanded just about anything made of wood, and one of them is the deadbolt lock on our wooden front gate. The cylinder won’t move through the strike. I have to remove the strike, slip it back over the bolt (extended), reset the screws, and then put the strike back on. We may include it among our photos next week.
There are ten other things to do as we strive to make our home especially inviting to those who will be joining us the evening of April 19th, as we retell the Passover story and how our ancestors “were strangers in the land of Egypt. “ Hachnasat Orchim (Welcoming the Stranger) has become one of the most emphasized Jewish virtues, technically as a sub-category of chesed– which is Hebrew for caring. And it has come to mean hospitality to any guests, whether they are strangers or not. The ultimate stranger we DO wait for on Passover is the Prophet Elijah. While there are countless drawings interpreting Elijah as to how he might look…. most of them depicting a humble, bearded dude in sack cloth with a staff and sandals made in Y’rushalayim… many of our sages (and your humble Handy Hazzan) believe Elijah could appear in any persona. So be kind to strangers. You never know who she or he really might be. This is very tricky to explain to our children. I grew up in an age of innocence where we went out to play all day and our parents didn’t have to worry about us. Yet they still warned us not to talk to strangers. I can’t imagine permitting my daughter to talk to strangers, and would certainly forbid it unless Daddy were right next to her.
There is surely great merit in this virtue. Let’s investigate the origins of Hachnasat Orchim, which considerably predates the Passover story. The Torah sidra, Vayera (GENESIS 18:1-22:24) is chuck full of powerful stories and lessons, including the account of how Abraham and Sarah received three angels who were visiting them. According to the Torah text, Abraham was sitting at the door of his tent in the heat of the day when he noticed three strangers approaching. They were angels, but he did not know that at the time. As soon as he saw them, he jumped up and ran to greet them, offering them the hospitality of his home. Though he had no idea of who they were, still he bowed down before them and treated them as nobility, calling them “My lords.” He offered them a little food and then provided them with a feast of cakes and beef and curds and milk. (Genesis 18:8) (For those who are curious as to why it was okay for Abraham to eat milk and meat together – some rabbis explain that he served the milk first, then the meat so it was okay – whatever - let’s remember that this episode occurs considerably before Moses received the Torah on Mt. Sinai. And as this predates Torah, it brings on another question: How can we call Abraham the first Jew if we did not yet have our Torah and our ancestors were not called Jews until they crossed over into Judea? Any takers?)
Rabbi Henry J. Carp in his recent D’var Torah explains, “The rabbis of the Talmud and the Midrash saw this story as being a very important one when it comes to Jewish life. They spoke about it extensively, and from it they derived one of Judaism’s most time honored and practiced virtues; the virtue of Hachnasat Orchim - the virtue of welcoming the stranger; of offering hospitality. Abraham taught us how to behave when welcoming strangers. We clean and fix up our homes to create an environment that will feel inviting and comfortable to our guests. When I invite people over for Passover, Hachnasat Orchim takes on special significance, as we begin the journey from the degradation of slavery to the elevation of freedom and continue to the High Holy Days where we pray to receive and grant forgiveness to elevate ourselves to a place in the Book of Life for the coming year. While I am consumed with thoughts of matzoh, bitter herbs, choroset, and the recipe for the chocolate and wine matzoh rolls I’ll share with you next week, I have more seriously gone inward to grapple with how to cleanse the chumetz from my soul and the souls of those I love and counsel. This is the real Spring Cleaning. The physical realm can speak to my inner landscape. I’d like to spend a week or two just throwing out and giving away all that “stuff” I no longer want or need. It’s my experience that cleansing the external space can lead to inward cleansing. I will be happy with even a small amount of clutter busting. If you and I can remove JUST ONE PIECE OF CLUTTER, something we’ve been staring at for ages, it could begin the momentum to remove more. You may observe how taking charge of one piece of clutter might quell your inner turmoil; how it creates a sense of freedom and space. The more we get rid of that which weighs us down, physically and emotionally, externally and within …. the more space we create for new life. Let me know how that process works for you.
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DO-IT-YOURSELF PLANNING: Here’s what I’ve planned as we prepare for Passover. First: I plan to put up two window boxes for flowers later in the week. Passover signifies the coming of Spring, when all of the flowers locked up in their buds finally get to break free into blooms. Window boxes brimming with Spring and Summer blooms have been decorating the exterior of houses for centuries. Look for photos next week. I think the boxes will be very inviting for our guests. Second: I’ll clean the leaves up from the flowerbeds. It looks and smells nicer afterward, and wet leaves can rot the roots of plants. Third: (and can be difficult) We love our cat, Arnold; and yet he has decorated my favorite rug one too many times. I’ve got the solution… and it comes in a red, plastic container manufactured by Nature’s Miracle. I’ll let you know how it works. Four: Connect the new Whole-house water filter. That’s something for which I’ll need professional assistance. Five: Connect the ice cube maker in the refrigerator to water source. I never got around to it and now I will! Finally…THE GOOD NEWS: I finished the cabinetry in the basement – see the photo above. I may still swap out some of that chrome for the more rustic, black hardware. I have this forum, “The Handy Hazzan” as granted to me by The Jewish Journal and all of my readers to thank for finally getting that project finished. Now I just have to clean the basement. We are getting things done together …. in havruta.
Next week, look for a step-by-step demonstration on how to make that Passover dessert! (NOW ON UTUBE AS OF APRIL 10: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6KWdL_rEa4. If there’s time, we’ll talk window box details too. Thanks for tuning in. Remember…. Tikkun Olam starts at home. You can fix it! - HH
March 29, 2011 | 11:56 pm
Posted by Cantor Harris Shore, The Handy Hazzan
If a house is big enough and old enough, there’s almost always something that needs fixing, restoring or upgrading. Happily, I look around and see projects that I’ve started and completed. That makes me feel good….complete…shalem; and then there are those other projects. They sit by unfinished… or even unstarted! I gingerly tip-toe past the latter projects on almost a daily basis. Just looking at them makes me feel so… guilty. My least favorite word in the world – that demon word “should” – pops up inside my head. I get anxious. I should finish that cabinet in the basement. I should finish my play. I should replace that rotting kitchen countertop. I should stop saying should. “Should” means that if I don’t finish it, therefore I am wrong or incompetent, lazy, a failure, lacking purpose…. and any other number of negative terms to identify a procrastinator who just can’t get things done. (More about “should” another time. Don’t get me started!)
If that isn’t self-abuse, I don’t know what is. It’s a mentality reminiscent of slavery… enslaving oneself (or another) with the shackles of being wrong for not being finished; or being wrong for not doing it “my way.” Of course finishing projects successfully gives us all a good feeling of accomplishment. However there is something to be said for the process, even if these “projects” all look up at me like little puppies that need feeding, walking or house breaking.
The better part of me knows that each of these projects, finished and not, has represented an opportunity for self-discovery, learning and growth. Greg Anderson, creator of the Wellness Project back in 1964, once said:
“Focus on the journey, not the destination. Joy is found not in finishing an activity but in doing it.”
There is a certain activity where both the journey AND the destination can both be quite joyful. (Maybe I should change my name to Cantor Ruth and then it would be okay to drosh about how God told Abraham that his descendants would be as numerous as the stars in the sky…. or the grains of sand on the beach!) Anyway, I don’t know if Mr. Anderson had studied any Jewish texts prior to uttering that pithy statement, but in the second or third century CE, the Mishna was created to write down the oral explanation and interpretation of the Torah as told by God to Moses. The teachings of Pirkei Avot appear in the Mishnaic tractate of Avot, the second-to-last tractate in the order of Nezikin in the Talmud. I know this sounds very erudite, and I am not an erudite kinda guy. In fact, the teachings of Pirkei Avot – “Ethics of the Fathers” - are very practical. There is almost no halacha in Pirkei Avot, just megatips on how to live our lives. We read in 2:21: “You are not required to complete the task, yet you are not free to withdraw from it.” This Jewish teaching infuses the sense of responsibility into Mr. Anderson’s aphorism. The rewards of “the journey” are implicit, and it doesn’t in any way suggest that we must be slaves to the task; only committed. We are free people. We have choice. Absence of choice equals slavery.
Several years ago Rabbi Barry Gelman, then Assistant Rabbi of the Hebrew Institute of Riverdale, wrote a very compelling article in relation to slavery and freedom, the central theme of the Passover story which we will be retelling on the evenings of April 17th and 18th this year. Regarding the above quote from Pirkei Avot, Rabbi Gelman explains: “The Hebrew word used is Ben Chorin - the term most closely associated with freedom from servitude. The Mishna is telling us that there is a new paradigm in the relationship between master and servant now that we are no longer slaves in Egypt. “One is never completely Ben Chorin to forgo an attempt at a particular task, but at the same time, non-completion is not failure. Of course this does not leave us off scott free.” We are expected, in fact required to attempt to heed the words of our master, in this case God. We are free in the sense that God alone is the judge of success and failure, but we are not free in the sense that no effort has to be made.
Rabbi Gelman also quotes “the Slonimer Rebee” – I don’t know which Slonimer Rebee - : “A Jew has to know that service of God is not a matter of accepting upon oneself to complete a particular task, rather it is about accepting to strive with all of ones abilities and strengths, the measure of success or failure is left to God’s discretion.” I think this best states what I am talking about. Living Torah implies constant service to God. Yes, that includes all of those projects…. creating a better life for ourselves, our families, and for all those whom we are able to serve in the community. Projects will go unfinished. That’s the co-morbid symptom of being curious, industrious, or simply having adult ADD.
I don’t like to think of my death, may it be decades away from this moment…. kinah hurra (Yiddish expression that means “Keep the evil eye away.”), and the fact is ….. you and I will leave this planet with projects unfinished and unstarted – and I have to feel fine about that compared to another alternative which is …. not having any projects at all, which means not having as fulfilled or fulfilling a life.
I am reminded of that beautiful poem, Acharey Moti – After My Death, written by Chayim Nachman Bialik which I used to recite during Yizkor services at Stephen S. Wise Temple before I began attending cantorial school at the Academy For Jewish Religion here in Los Angeles. As a sacred singer of our Jewish texts, the literal as well as figurative meaning always struck a deep chord within me. Here are the last four lines: (It is certainly for both genders.)
There was a man and behold he is no more
The song of his life was interrupted in the middle.
One more song he had within himself
And now that song is lost, lost forever.
We will always be in process. And I repeat: Nothing feels as good as completing a task and saying, “I did that. I have something to show for my work.” What a joyful moment!
You bet I have a particular project in mind! It’s that unfinished basement I hinted at earlier. (See the companion video on U-Tube demonstrating how to install hinges on a cabinet door. The URL is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpQMwwfKAIc) Ten years ago we discovered earth pressing up against the outside of the western wall sheetrock in the front room. I brought in a contractor who had been well recommended and he proceeded to remove a main, structural supporting post. Even though we could never play marbles here at the Shore Shack, suddenly we were getting our exercise walking up and down hill without leaving the privacy of our own home! I met a guy named Michael Goldberg, who owns a terrific company called “White Castle Construction.” Visit them at HouseBolting.com. They specialize in house bolting and foundation inspection repair in the Los Angeles area. After seismically bolting the house, Michael’s team jacked up our house (without jacking up the price)!
This led to a remodel of the basement. I combed Ebay looking for early 1900s fixtures and hardware…. and found lots of stuff. Among them was a pair of shower faucets yanked out of an old house in Indiana. We installed them in the bathroom, which we then tiled in black and white. I uncovered two original, matching Craftsman windows at a salvage yard on Satsuma Avenue in North Hollywood. They were perfect for the back room. I started hand stripping the several layers of paint and then thought, “What, am I meshuggah?” Especially as a singer, I didn’t want to breathe that stuff and I hate wearing a respirator. Besides, I didn’t want anyone to find out that the local cantor was also a stripper. So I had somebody else finish it. When the windows were down to the bare wood, I sealed and stained them, found period hardware (not mock-ups - again on Ebay) to create transom windows, put the windows together and installed them. For the front room, I had a pair of small windows custom built to match the architecture of the existing, original 1913 windows in the rest of the house. I pulled a kitchen/laundry privacy door out of a house on Wilcox Avenue to separate the two rooms. Someone was about to destroy a 1937 apartment building in Hollywood, where I rushed over to discover another great interior door, plus a beadboard door as well. I removed the ‘30s doorknob from the first, and installed something more early teens in its place. We stained everything to match. I found some beadboard paneling at Pasadena Salvage that I used to create a closet in the front room, along with that other beadboard door, and scavenged around for the right hinges and latches.
With all this work – I just couldn’t finish the project. I was suffering from push-pull syndrome. I really wanted to rent the basement out to “the right” person, and yet I didn’t want my family’s privacy compromised. I pushed myself to complete the project, designing a modest kitchen area with cabinets made of finished plywood, granite countertop, stainless steel sink…. shopped and shlepped all the material. Not being a custom carpenter, I found a talented guy who needed the work. We ordered the drawers from Drawer Box Specialties – another great company. I found old, black surface hinges for the cabinet doors - you guessed where – and the project sat for another few months.
I AM COMMITTED TO FINISH THIS PROJECT THIS WEEK. (REMINDER: SEE COMPANION VIDEO ON UTUBE TO SEE MY PROGRESS. URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpQMwwfKAIc) Yesterday I shopped slotted, brass screws to match the black ones I’m running out of. I love installing hardware. (Don’t let anybody sell you Phillips head screws for an Arts and Crafts - Craftsman style - house. The Craftsman architectural movement in our country ran from approximately 1897 – 1924. Henry F. Phillips patented the Phillips Screw in the mid 1930s. He sold it to the American Screw Company, and after a successful trial on the 1936 Cadillac, it quickly swept through the American auto industry and grew to be the most popular choice in construction.) I’ll either turn my screws black chemically or paint the heads with black nail polish after installation. I think the basement will look pretty cool when I am finally finished, and it sure does stay cool in summer. My goal is to get all those cabinet doors on this week. Look for the photo.
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WHOLE-HOUSE WATER FILTER: I’ve completed all the preliminary set-up for the whole-house water filter I discussed last week, and plan to install it in the next few days. We’ll talk about it next week. I encourage everyone to post your comments/questions/answers on the blog. No need to put your full name. It’s the comment that counts.
Here’s one response I received personally on my email regarding last week’s entry:
“…. that was hilarious! And soulful, and deep, and informative, and beautifully written. You have an amazing neshama and a great sense of humor. – Susan S., Los Angeles.” Thanks for your kindness, Susan S.
Remember: Tikkun Olam starts at home. You can fix it!. - HH
March 23, 2011 | 12:15 am
Posted by Cantor Harris Shore, The Handy Hazzan
In Judaism, the prayer for rain (Geshem) is chanted by the Hazzan in the Musaf Amidah on Sh’mini Atzeret, which is also the last day of Sukkot. In fact, Geshem is inserted right where, on every day thereafter in winter, we insert the phrase Mashiv ha-ruach oo-morid ha-geshem (You cause the wind to blow and the rain to fall). What crystal ball last Fall could predict that our prayers would be answered to such generous proportions? This week it poured while plants and trees swayed and danced with the wind. I contemplated building an ark, as if I didn’t have enough to do! Geshem pounded our roofs, soaked our burgeoning landscapes and boosted L.A’s dwindling water reserves. This week I had planned to install that whole house water filter, which arrived just a few days ago. But instead….
I got an urgent call from my pal, Vivian Florian - 87-year-old piano virtuoso who studied with the great Paderewski and committed all of Chopin and many of the other great, classical composers to memory while she was still wet behind the ears. Vivian played for three presidents at the White House (at different times), and tinkled with Eugene Ormandy at the Hollywood Bowl. I could flood you with more name-dropping. Now Vivian walks to the bench with a cane, and when she sits down to play the grand piano that lurks in her modest living room, it still explodes with a display of melodious fireworks as she plies her exquisite renditions of classical and musical theatre repertoire. Alas, even a great queen like Vivian, and I certainly don’t mean to be disrespectful – even a great artiste and all the presidents for whom she has played…. all need use of a certain, shiny (white) throne that resides in an adjoining room known as the bathroom.
Fancy Nancy would say that “Vivian’s commode is in disrepair.” Bubba, the plumber would say, “The toilet’s broke.” Whatever you want to call it, this hopper was installed forty years before and its flushing days were over. The two main things that can cause this are 1. Calcium deposits build up in the passageway inside the bowl or 2. Over the years, objects like little toys or a comb get stuck in the john’s passageway as well. Do not confuse this with a clogged sewage line. We remedy the latter most easily by grabbing a good quality plunger if the clog is more localized. In Los Angeles, most of the older construction included clay and ceramic sewage pipes that cracked over the years due to earth movement and then filled up with wandering roots from adjoining foliage. That’s one of the things that can happen further down the sewage line. There might well be a lot of that come Spring after the amount of rain we’ve had. Plumbing pros replace those cracked pipes with a plastic type known as ABS.
Not only wandering roots cause this clogging. Sometimes people drop items other than bathroom tissue in the bowl and they pass through, only to collect way down the line, perhaps catching on a root or two as described above. Then we use what is called an electrical “snake” to “snake” the line. It’s usually best to call a plumber for that, although you can rent an electrical snake and learn how to do it yourself. There are lots of videos online to show you how. My last venture with an electrical snake revealed baby wipes in the sewage line. That’s a no-no in the potty.
Back to Vivian: Clearly we had to replace the toilet, and I was the one to do it. I bought a qualifying water saver at Home Depot. (In the County of Los Angeles, you can make application for a rebate through one or more programs listed in the internet. Try this link: http://www.socalwatersmart.com/.) Remember that this particular commode had been serving Viv’s family for forty years. Believe it or not, removing it was a breeze: Tools and materials needed: large sponge, bucket, small disposal plastic cup, work gloves to protect from anything broken or rusted, rubber gloves to protect from bacteria, eye protection, scraper, utility knife, adjustable wrench, mini-hack saw (for later when trimming new closet bolts), large rag (to place in sewage pipe opening to keep sewage gases from wafting up into house), flat screwdriver, wax ring, sealant
HOW TO REMOVE AND REPLACE A TOILET – HERE’S WHAT I DID:
1. Put on rubber gloves and then turn off the water supply. 2. Flush once to remove most of the water from the tank. 3. Use sponge/cup/bucket to remove rest of water from tank and bowl 4. Remove decorative covers from closet (floor) bolts and PUT ON WORK GLOVES 5. Break old caulk seal between base of bowl and floor with utility knife. 6. Rock commode side to side until you loosen old wax ring 7. Keeping back straight, lift old bowl/tank up over the protruding bolts and remove it from the room. 8. Scrape away remaining wax from old wax ring and dispose in trash. Remove ….
OH NO!! I came to replace Vivian’s old toilet and suddenly I was in over my head.! The old closet bolts were rusted and broken, which by itself is no problem. However, the metal flange – a round, metal ring which surrounds the lip of the sewage pipe and/or is bolted into the floor …. the steel flange (probably made in Phoenixville sixty years ago) was rusted and broken - totally unusable. It is (9) through the sides of the flange that you attach the heads of the two closet bolts that hold the commode to the floor. I couldn’t remove the disintegrating flange. Otherwise I would have simply bolted a new one to the floor. It was time to call in my friend and plumber extraordinaire, Ramon Chavez. But Ramon was indisposed at the time, and couldn’t make it until Monday, which then become today, Tuesday. I (10) put together the new toilet, (11) added the new wax ring, and (12) set the whole thing over the sewage hole, rocking the toilet gently to see if I could seal it a little bit, even though the commode was in no way secure to the floor. Before (13) sealing the area around the bottom of the bowl we flushed once. A teeny bit of water seeped out. I dried the area and emptied a full tube of caulk around the perimeter. Vivian said she was afraid to use the commode. She’d rather sit at the piano. Sometimes stuff happens just when you think everything is going well. My good deed went down the tubes, and I was disappointed. Ramon would bring his Fancy Nancy equipment tomorrow morning and I would meet him to complete the job. It’s now the next day and this morning “we” had to chip out the old metal flange, as I expected, to make room for the new. Out with the old and in with the new ….. and it wasn’t even Rosh Hashanah. Vivian now has her new toilet. Voila!
For those of you who think it undignified for a Hazzan to talk toilets, let’s associate this episode with our Jewish prayers and values. My dear mother, Martha (z”l) once told me that “even the Queen of England goes to the bathroom.” I guess this was her way of saying that we are all equal in the eyes of G-d…. and that’s because we are all created in His image. Just something to think about…
Among the many prayers for giving thanks in our daily morning davening, we chant the Asher Yatzar in Birchot Hashachar right before the prayer expressing our gratefulness for the gift of our sacred Torah! The Asher Yatzar translates: “Praised are You, Lord our G-d, Sovereign of the Universe who with wisdom fashioned the human body, creating openings, arteries, glands and organs, marvelous in structure, intricate in design. Should but one of them by being blocked or opened, fail to function, it would be impossible to exist. Praised are You, Lord, healer of all flesh who sustains our bodies in wondrous ways.” Our bodies are sacred, a gift loaned to us by G-d before we return to the earth, we pray, in very old age. However, because the bathroom or rest room is associated with cleansing our bodies, it is therefore considered an unclean place. It follows that we leave all holy objects - tallit, siddur, tefillin - outside the rest room at home or at synagogue. It’s the only room on whose doorway most people do not place a mezuzah.
The following is not to in any way credit myself, but rather to illustrate living Torah. Of our Jewish Middot (values or pillars of virtue), replacing an elderly friend’s toilet is clearly living Torah through the Amudim (pillars) of Chesed (caring) and Kehillah (citizenship/community). Our chesed is specific when we perform Gemilut Chasadim (acts of loving kindness) and even more particular when we visit the sick (bikur holim). Our act of Kehillah is in respecting our elders (kibud zekenim) by helping them. Replacing a toilet facilitates our natural bodily functions for which we express our gratitude in the Asher Yatzar, and doing it for someone else and particularly an elderly person could be considered an act of Kedusha (holiness), which is the umbrella amud for all the other virtues.
This was a frustrating and humbling experience. Humility is an essential human quality. I can’t help but think of Ralph Kramden in “The Honeymooners” as played by the incredibly gifted Jackie Gleason on live TV when I was a little boy. My brother, Stevie, and I used to roll on the floor, LOL. One episode Ralph’s wife, Alice tells him he needs to be humble. Ralph immediately swells out his chest and strides around the kitchen declaring, “I am humble! I am humble!” And I am serious. One midrash teaches us to walk around with two pieces of paper, one in each pocket. On the first one is written, “I am nothing;” on the second, “The world was created for me alone.” The right blend of humility and healthy self - esteem can take us far in life. After a failed attempt at replacing the toilet, I felt like number one. Then I remembered that my intention was to assist my elderly friend and fellow artist, that I really had accomplished something, and that I would responsibly return in a couple days with Ramon Chavez, plumber extraordinaire; and I felt a little bit like number two.
If you are planning to replace your old toilet, you can do it yourself especially if it’s a routine situation and you have enough koiyich (Yiddish for “strength”) to lift the whole unit. Enlist spouse, partner or pal to assist you. The water conservation with the 2.8 or less gallons per flush really does make a difference…on our pockets and the environment. Be sure to get a model with a flush rating of 10. Some of the lesser models (8 rating) require flushing twice, which of course defeats the whole purpose. Contact me on the blog or offline if you have any questions. Next week I just might convince Vivian to play for us, and maybe I’ll sing along. Tikkun Olam starts at home. You can fix it! - HH
March 16, 2011 | 10:03 am
Posted by Cantor Harris Shore, The Handy Hazzan
I am very excited by the overwhelming response to The Handy Hazzan. My thanks to everyone who posted on the blog and who wrote in privately to HandyHazzan@cantorHarrisShore.com. (See additional offline comments at the end of the column.) Reflecting on last week’s first entry, it was very timely if not auspicious as we read Vayakhel, the Torah portion for the week. In Vayakhel we learn in great detail about G-d’s instructions to Moses for the erection and adornment of a dwelling place for the Testimony of the Law, the pledge of God’s special presence in the midst of the Children of Israel:
“ All the wise-hearted women spun with their own hands and brought in the form of spun yarn the sky-blue and purple wool, the scarlet wool and the byssus. - Exodus 35:25 (Handy women working to create the beautiful interior of the sanctuary.)And a moment later Moses declares: “See, God has called Bezalel of the tribe of Judah and He has filled him with the spirit of God, with wisdom, with insight and with knowledge; and with [talent for] all manner of craftsmanship…” Clearly G-d has instilled these skills in the Jewish people from the very beginning of the Mosaic tradition – “… to combine ideas, to work them out in gold, in silver and in copper; to execute them in the cutting of stones for setting and in the carving of wood, in every manner of craftsmanship.” - Exodus 35: 30-33. The parsha goes on to say that G-d also put into the heart of Bezalel the ability to teach these crafts. We all know the expression “God-given talent.” We all have at least one “God-given talent,” and in this blog “Do-it-yourself” covers a wide range of application. Let’s learn and teach, sharing our God-given talents.
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Last week I promised to explain how I replace a light bulb. (I’ve read that the first Ner Tamid (Eternal Light) in the Temple lasted 116 years. Today, we’re lucky to get a year out of a light bulb). We are eternally replacing them. Most people would say, “What’s the big deal? You unscrew the bad one and screw in the new one. Nu?” Well, most of the time… you’re absolutely right. However, a few details… and then exceptions:
First, be sure that your wall switch (toggle, slider, dimmer, etc.) is turned off before replacing the bulb. If you replace a bulb with the power on, the sudden surge could blow the bulb. Second, the wattage of the bulb could be very important. Some fixtures have warnings alerting that it is unsafe to use a bulb with greater wattage than, for example, 60 watts (most ceiling fans). A bulb of higher wattage could overheat the light fixture and cause an electrical fire. In older houses, you may wish to replace the fixture itself. Better yet, and in keeping with the restorer’s mantra of “restore don’t replace,” keep the fixture (especially and of course if it is an antique) and have it rewired and brought up to code). I rewire myself and could teach you how to do that – easier than you might think. Third - and it often happens in older fixtures - a bulb will get stuck in the socket and feel almost impossible to remove. Carbon or corrosion (especially outdoors) has built up between the metal base of the bulb and the socket, and the heat from the burning of the bulb in the fixture has literally had a welding effect on the metal. It’s almost impossible to loosen and remove. At that point, you may want to take it to a professional shop, which means taking the fixture out of the ceiling. YOU MUST TURN OFF THE POWER AT THE BREAKER BOX before removing a ceiling or wall fixture. Once removed, put a wire nut (colorful cap usually yellow or orange) on each of the two exposed wires. At this point, many prefer to call an electrician.
Sometimes, we inadvertently shatter the bulb attempting to remove it. – or someone got so shikker (drunk) at Purim that (s)he broke a chandelier bulb while swinging from the chandelier. This is another good reason to have the power turned off at least at the wall before removing that old bulb. Avoid cutting your hands with the shards of glass from the broken bulb by wearing work gloves. Online fix-it folks at “E-how.com” recommend the following for this scenario:
“Whether the bulb was broken accidentally and needs to be replaced or it broke when you were trying to replace it, getting the metal socket out of the light fixture poses a challenge. Outdoor bulbs are prone to breakage from the elements, or they become stuck due to grime and corrosion around the base. Indoor bulbs may be screwed in too tightly, or dirt may be in the fixture that caused them to become stuck. Regardless, you must remove the old metal base before you insert a new bulb.
Difficulty: Moderately Easy
Things You’ll Need:
• Work gloves
• Eye protection
• Broom handle
• Hot glue
1. Put on a pair of work gloves to avoid injury from any remaining glass. Wear eye goggles if the fixture is above your head.
2. Cut a potato in half. Choose a potato larger in diameter than the bulb’s metal base. Push the potato firmly onto the base until the base is pushed into the cut end of the potato. Hold onto the potato, and use it to unscrew the light bulb.
3. Find a ½-inch diameter piece of wood if the potato doesn’t work. Use the end of a broomstick handle or a wooden dowel.
4. Coat the end of the wood in hot glue. Push into the light bulb base. Fill any gaps in the base with hot glue, and let it dry for five minutes.
5. Unscrew the light bulb base using the wood as a handle. This supplies the needed leverage to get the base out of the socket.
GO TO LINK TO U-TUBE COMPANION VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1N5c2G1aAU (I promise better video quality next time.) It is not uncommon to accidentally break a bulb at the base when removing it– Once you break that bulb, immediately TURN OFF THE POWER AT THE BREAKER BOX, then proceed. Some feel plenty safe simply turning the power off at the wall. Since it was a clean break between the glass part of the bulb and the base – no broken glass - I used needlenose pliers to remove the base, and I felt no need to wear gloves or eye protection. Watch the video to learn how to do this.
That’s it for now. I’m expecting a whole-house water filter any day now. My organs are getting tired of slugging it out with chlorine, toxins, sediment, etc. I’ve never installed one before, and next week we’ll tackle it together; looking forward to hearing from you…. Shalom… and remember… Tikkun Olam starts at home. You can fix it! - The Handy Hazzan
RECENT COMMENTS OFFLINE TO THE HANDY HAZZAN:
I really enjoyed reading your column-very amusing-and look forward to future installments. Of course, I’m one of those who you were talking about. If something has to be done, either my wife does it (she’ll try anything) or I’ll find someone to do it. I have no interest in spending my spare time in learning things that are not already ingrained. That’s why I am still teaching at WCU-to pay for things that may unexpectedly arise. - Harold H., Phoenixville, Pennsylvania
Yasher Koach. Great story and writing - R. Larry S., Orange County, CA
Mazel Tov…..............I will look forward to reading all the columns, great idea!
- Alexandra B. , Los Angeles
Hello Handy Hazzan,
I remember you with a wide smile on my face. … and your ability with hammer and wood. How did it go with that basement room? - Atmo L., Los Angeles
Kol ha kavod! R. Laura O. , Los Angeles
Hi Handy Hazzan,
I enjoyed your first blog! Yasher koach! FYI not all Jewish men are inept when it comes to being handy. My husband usually is and we have to hire people to do almost everything. I wonder if it has to do with being a professional or just not being taught by one’s handy father. My own father z’l was a paperhanger and he could do most things. His brother is in air conditioning and heating in Cleveland. And his other brother is handy as well. My grandfather, (their father) was a painter/paperhanger in Russia and continued the trade here and taught my Dad. When Grandpa was well over 80 he converted his garage into another room and bathroom. He couldn’t be bothered with permits or anything. Grandpa was quite the stubborn one but he could knew what he was doing. When the building inspector heard about the room, he came and was quite impressed with the great job!
Hope you’re enjoying writing the blog and fixing, creating, and cantoring also.
B’shalom - Barbara S, Los Angeles
March 8, 2011 | 6:05 pm
Posted by Cantor Harris Shore, The Handy Hazzan
We’ve all heard the jokes stereotyping American Jewish men when it comes to Do-It-Yourself projects. What Do-It-Yourself projects? Unless a contemporary Jewish guy in America was born in some other country, and particularly Israel where the men and women are by necessity ﬁxers and builders, rumor has it you won’t ﬁnd a JAP(rince) rewiring a lamp, painting his bathroom, installing new hardware on his windows, changing the locks or ﬁxinga leaky faucet. I come from a small town in Southeastern Pennsylvania called Phoenixville…the only synagogue in a town of 10,000 was our Conservative shul, B’nai Jacob. Although Dad was a doctor, ours was a typical, blue collar iron and steel town. (The joke: the women would iron and the men, steal.) Phoenixville’s claim to fame was that the nuts and bolts to the Eiffel tower were made at Phoenix Steel, right down on East Bridge Street, not far from Benny Gross’ haberdashery. So, I was surrounded by (predominantly non-Jewish) kids whose Dads taught them to do it themselves ... and my pals taught me. Once I remember building a soap box racer with David Anglemoyer. This little dangermobile was a mechanical concoction of wheels from a little red wagon, a soap box, steering wheel from a junked car connected to the front wheels with laundry line rope. Earlier versions featured shoe leather brakes. How did I live through that? (No, I won’t be teaching you how to do that in this column.) I remember taking apart my Schwinn Roadmaster bicycle on several occasions, with very few parts left over when I was ﬁnished. My father ﬁxed stuff around the house and was an avid gardener when he wasn’t at the ofﬁce, hospital, or making house calls. Grandpa Abe, one of twelve farm kids, taught me all about farm life and how to grow vegetables. These skills - and believe me, I am no expert - these skills came in handy when I moved to New York City and found an apartment that needed, to put it mildly, a major facelift. Then there was the charming, 1930s house up the Henry Hudson Parkway. I didn’t do the ﬂoors, but thanks to my acting pals, we repainted the whole place; a handsome, woody abode on Mapleshade Avenue in Pearl River. Come Spring, I planted thirty hills of tomato plants that yielded a bumper crop by mid-summer.
Flash forward to Los Angeles, 1992, and my ﬁrst house here - this one a 1924 ﬁxer in the Hollywood Hills. Oy! That was big work - contractor type stuff - and yet I was always there looking over their shoulders and saying “Show me again how you do that, will ya?” Always in the back of my mind I was plagued with negative thoughts… “I’m an American Jewish guy. This is too hard for me. It’s not in my genes…OR jeans.” Then I’d overcome it and do a little here and a little there.
I know plenty of American Jewish men who are not only “handy,” but several are licensed contractors. In this column, I aim to show you how you can “Do-It-Yourself,” as I encourage you to dive into the chicken soup and swim… one stroke at a time. Assume you are going to call in an expert once in a while…. like the bee removal specialist a few months ago who climbed up on our roof and pulled out a ﬁfteen pound honeycomb full of killer African bees and honey from deep inside the eaves. I’ve worked on roofs, but this was ....um…none of my beeswax. NO thanks! Here’s the money. Nice job!
People are so quick to throw things out instead of repairing, restoring, reﬁnishing. (We live in a 1913 Arts and Crafts home, and it has been a haven of every kind of project imaginable.) Start with the easy things to build your conﬁdence. And this blog is certainly for women, too. I regularly encourage my ten-year-old daughter to learn how to do as much as she can, and not to sit by helplessly waiting for a man to “ﬁx it” for her. Thoreau’s “Self Reliance” made a great impression on me as a teenager. Women: Check out Apollo Precision Tools DT0773N1 135-Piece Household Pink Tool Kit on Amazon - very pretty, and no doubt quite functional! Check reviews ﬁrst. Everyone: If you can handle the hub-bub at Home Depot, you may wish to attend their many “Do-It Yourself” workshops that cover just about anything you’ll need to learn in keeping your home in good repair.
Before I go, and because we are commanded to be “a light unto the nations” (Isaiah 42:6), let’s take a look at a simple task known as “replacing a light bulb.” Last week I asked a rabbi how many rabbis it took to change a light bulb. The answer was. “It depends.” He’d have to refer to the Talmud to see if there were any discussions between Hillel and Shammai regarding the number of rabbis that would be required to change a light bulb ... and get back to me in a few days. Believe it or not, my rabbi friend couldn’t ﬁnd anything in the Talmud about changing a lightbulb, so he decided to consult with go-to Jewish commentator Rashi, whose extensive writings shed no light on changing a bulb. Finally, the rabbi assembled a Beit Din, which included a Cantor, a Rabbi and a kosher, licensed electrician. They needed some additional information. How many watts was the bulb, was it indoor or outdoor, would there be use of a ladder, what kind of ladder - how many rungs and would it be aluminum or wood; if on Shabbat they had to change a light bulb to save a life, how could they determine if it would really save a life, and besides, no one had mentioned if this was an incandescent bulb or a ﬂorescent. Was it an energy saving bulb? The Jewry is still out on this one… and next week…. whether the rabbi and his Beit Din have an answer for us or not, I promise to explain just how I change a lightbulb - seriously - and how to solve some of the problems that may unexpectedly arise. Feel free to write me with your questions and comments.
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