August 14, 2008
Bob Saget: Clean-cut and filthy (uncensored version) [VIDEOS]
What hides under his nice-and-nasty Jewish boy public image?
"You play a guy who's clean-cut and never curses for eight years, like I did on 'Full House,' and people think that's who you are," said Saget, who will be roasted on Comedy Central Aug. 17. "And then you talk really dirty in your act, and people think that's who you are."
The 52-year-old pauses, and a sheepish look crosses his still-boyish face. "Ah, I'm still doing it," he admits. "I talked to Don Rickles last week, and he said, 'So I watched your HBO special; I really liked it, but you left out two f-words.' My response was, 'I know. If I had only put in 200 less.'"
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It's a surprisingly repentant statement from a comic whose stand-up has quashed his wholesome TV image as "Full House" dad Danny Tanner and as the grinning host of "America's Funniest Home Videos" in the late 1980s and 1990s.
During the 13 years since "Full House" wrapped its last episode (only to continue in endless syndication), neither Saget nor the Olsen twins, who shared the role of his youngest TV daughter, have lived up to the expectations of some.
While Mary-Kate and Ashley have become billionaire moguls and the targets of vociferous tabloid reportage, Saget has mocked his own sugary image with joke songs, such as "Danny Tanner Is Not Gay" and "My Dog Licked My Balls."
"For the record, he made the first move," Saget said.
Saget's stand-up, in his words, has always been "perverted," but that did not become widely known until he was asked to appear in the 2005 documentary, "The Aristocrats," in which he out-raunched 100 other comedians. Since then, Saget has sold out stadiums and college theaters with an act so over-the-top nasty that it is outrageous even in a comedy zeitgeist already pushed to Sarah Silverman extremes.
His stream-of-consciousness riffs about incest, date rape, snuff films, bestiality and every possible bodily fluid are "a word salad of language so blisteringly blue that a potential diagnosis, as Saget freely admits on HBO, of Tourette's syndrome cannot be ruled out," the Washington Post said.
The promos for his Comedy Central roast feature Saget admonishing a donkey for trying to sniff his privates.
Even when he's riffing about his synagogue, Kehillat Israel in Pacific Palisades, an animal somehow enters the picture.
"We have a great synagogue
Saget also has the reputation, among those who know him, to be as kind as he can be crude. A few days after the taping of his Comedy Central roast, he publicly protested the vulgar Olsen jokes proffered by roast master John Stamos (another "Full House" co-star) and dais participants, such as Gilbert Gottfried.
"Anybody who talks about my TV kids
Saget was more measured about the roast several days later: "Some of the comedy for sure crossed the line," he said in an e-mail. "It's a roast, and they went for it. I also believe in freedom of speech, and the comedians meant no harm."
Saget said he gets to look at the final edit and that "Comedy Central has been incredibly collaborative. The director-producer, Joel Gallen, is very talented ... and also has helped to talk me off of ledges over many aspects of this roast.
"I think it's a very funny show, but it's not for everyone," he added, delicately."
Saget's Kehillat Israel shows are far cleaner. He joined the congregation with his ex-wife, Sherri, in 1990, and their three daughters (now ages 15 to 21) had their bat mitzvahs there.
The synagogue's rabbi, Steven Carr Reuben, is a fan: "Bob has appeared at almost every major event we've hosted in the last 15 years," he said. "He once admitted to me that temple shows are the hardest to do, because he has to censor himself.
"Bob is particularly funny because he has this dual, schizophrenic reputation from the G-rated family shows to the X-rated stand-up show," the rabbi added. "I appreciate his humor, because I know where it comes from: a sweet and loving way of communicating with people.
"Some comedy is cutting, but Bob's humor is always designed for us to see the funny side of ourselves in difficult situations. He'll be in the hospital visiting someone and making a joke about people's catheters. It's uncomfortable but funny, too."
In person, Saget is warm and approachable; wears jeans and sneakers and speaks in the same stream-of-consciousness style he uses in his act. Over the course of two hours, he veers from a critical dissection of his neuroses ("I'm ADD for sure," he said during the interview. "I've been Uri Gellering this spoon for half an hour."); to his 2007 HBO special, "Bob Saget: That Ain't Right"; to his recent shift to "actor mode," with a Broadway turn in "The Drowsy Chaperone" and a new CW sitcom, "Surviving Suburbia," in which he plays a disgruntled family man.
'My dog licked my balls' -- Bob Saget in concert