With apologies to MAD Magazine
They only want the best for me.
There's nothing better than coming home from a bad date and shopping for someone else.
1. Return all emails. 2. Return phone calls 3. Follow up on all the guys I contacted . . .
The most successful matchmakers in the Jewish community don't want to talk romance.
His own romance "happened so long ago, there is really not much to say about it," Alon Carmel, the co-founder, of JDate.com, the largest Jewish online personals site, tells The Journal when asked for some personal tips of the romance trade.
Carmel's business partner, Joe Shapira, is even less inspiring.