In the movie, "Oh God! Book II," a little girl searches for God (alias the late George Burns). She looks for the Divine in every house of worship in her city. When she is about to give up hope, God appears.
She asks God, "Where have you been, God? I need you. I looked in every sanctuary in the city trying to find you."
God responds, "Why did you look there? People only show up in those places three times a year."