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  • The Bachelor – Is Sean an Idiot or a Genius?

    By Ilana Angel

    March 17, 2013 | 3:43 pm

    When Chris Harrison welcomed us on Monday night to 3 hours of The Bachelor I wanted to kill myself.  Three hours is insane, this show is lame, Harrison is useless, and Sean is either an idiot or a genius.  I’m going to go with idiot.  I watch this show every season, get annoyed...

  • The Bachelor is Down to his Final Two

    By Ilana Angel

    February 28, 2013 | 1:42 pm

    Dear Lord. Please make this show end.  I am so bored and at the point where this show is simply painful.  Sean goes on and on about the women and I want to stick my hand down my throat and remove my own kidney so I can throw it at the television.  I will never understand why this...

  • The Bachelor – Roses are Starting to Stink

    By Ilana Angel

    February 18, 2013 | 10:12 pm

    We are enjoying tonight’s episode courtesy of Jose Cuervo.  By enjoying of course I mean booze is required in order for enjoyment to happen. AshLee has the first hometown date and she is going on and on about how much she loves him.  She tells Sean he is just like her dad and it’s...

  • The Bachelor Double Blog

    By Ilana Angel

    February 6, 2013 | 8:07 am

    I have been complaining for a very long time that this show does not need to be 2 hours long each week.  It is simply painful to sit through so much crap, and blogging it is near impossible.  It is only through the constant support of my friend Merlot that I am able to do it.  This...

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  • The Bachelor Week 4 Recap

    By Ilana Angel

    January 30, 2013 | 4:25 pm

    I look forward to this show as much as I dread it.  Two hours a week of this garbage is a lot to ask of us for ten minutes of fake romance at the end.  We are down to thirteen women, and with only two or three worth dating, there is a lot of wasted time as we watch women who have...

  • The Bachelor Week 3 Recap

    By Ilana Angel

    January 26, 2013 | 12:42 pm

    This show never changes.  Every year it is the same thing with new faces.  A man we all fall in love with as he tries to woo a woman, then becomes a slut who whores his way through a house of whores.  Fame whores.  I’m sure in the real world they are lovely, but here they are...

  • The Bachelor is Back

    By Ilana Angel

    January 8, 2013 | 7:15 am

    I love this show and have been waiting for it to come back.  I watch with hope as love is searched for.  In watching the first episode of Sean’s turn as the Bachelor, I find myself not caring about it at all.  This show moves slowly, is scripted by what I assume is teenage girls,...

  • The Bachelorette Nightmare Ends

    By Ilana Angel

    July 23, 2012 | 9:04 pm

    I love this show and no matter how hard I try to not get sucked in, I always do.  This was, according to the insanely ridiculous Chris Harrison, the most dramatic, surprising and emotional season ever.  The thing is, it’s never that dramatic, surprising or emotional.  Harrison...

  • The Bachelorette Men Tell All Recap

    By Ilana Angel

    July 16, 2012 | 11:29 pm

    This episode comes every season and I have yet to see the point.  What is it with The Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise that makes them want to recap every single thing?  There are some funny moments I suppose, but in the end I would be perfectly fine without the tell all specials.

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  • The Bachelorette is Crawling to the Finish

    By Ilana Angel

    July 11, 2012 | 8:37 pm

    I got a few emails this week telling me I was being too harsh in terms of Chris Harrison.  I don’t mean to be and so I am sorry.  I will no longer talk about the fact that he is not needed on this show.  I will also not make a big deal about the fact that it is creepy for him to be...

  • The Bachelorette Recap – Hometown Dates

    By Ilana Angel

    July 3, 2012 | 6:36 pm

    We are back in the States, which is both good and bad.  Good because it means we are close to the end, and bad because it means we have to sit through a lot of recapping.  Emily needs to reflect on all her travels and the four men she has left.  I’m not big on reality television...

  • The Bachelorette in Prague

    By Ilana Angel

    June 29, 2012 | 8:33 pm

    Emily and the remaining men are in Prague this week. I think of all the seasons of both the Bachelor and Bachelorette, the locations Emily has been to are my favorite.  I have loved everywhere they have gone.  Prague is beautiful and within the first minute of the show the view is...

  • The Bachelorette is Starting to Bore Me

    By Ilana Angel

    June 19, 2012 | 8:15 pm

    I love this show and I love Emily but I am starting to lose interest in the whole thing.  It is moving very slowly, Emily is sweet but wearing thin, and I’m not sure I see her with any of the men she has left.  There are a couple of great men, but I’m not seeing the chemistry she...

  • Bachelorette Emily in London

    By Ilana Angel

    June 12, 2012 | 1:10 am

    Emily and her daughter are in London, which I am excited about.  Not the show as much as the city.  It is my favorite city in the world, the birthplace of my fabulous boyfriend, and where I hope to retire.  It will be a fun week full of beautiful scenery and embarrassing American...

  • The Bachelorette in Bermuda

    By Ilana Angel

    June 5, 2012 | 8:59 am

    I was certain I would be sick of Emily by now but I love her and think she is fabulous.  The men are not that great which is a drag, but it only takes one good one and she has that.  She looks great and even though she is a lady, we see she is going to drop an F Bomb next week so...

  • The Bachelorette Looks Great in a Harness

    By Ilana Angel

    June 2, 2012 | 2:45 pm


    Let me begin by saying how sorry I am this is so late in getting posted!  I got a kick out of all the emails and nudges to get this puppy up.  I promise that starting this week I will post on Monday nights after the show.  Your loyalty to my Bachelorette recaps is appreciated and...

  • The Bachelorette - Week 2 Recap

    By Ilana Angel

    May 22, 2012 | 12:42 am

    It’s week two and again, just five minutes in, I am totally into it.  Emily is beautiful and that we are in Charlotte, not Los Angeles makes it better.  We see Emily with her daughter and we are reminded that this is, on some level, real.  She would not involve little Ricky if she...

  • The Bachelorette is Back and Surprisingly Good

    By Ilana Angel

    May 20, 2012 | 10:22 pm

    I love the Bachelor/Bachelorette series.  By love of course I mean I am obsessed with it and the worse it becomes, Ashley, the more I want to blog about it.  I am a true romantic and believe love can be found for everyone. By everyone of course I mean everyone who is not on this...

  • The Bachelor Finale – ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

    By Ilana Angel

    March 13, 2012 | 9:32 am

    To clarify, I am annoyed.  By annoyed of course I mean totally pissed off that I once again got sucked into this show.  It is a complete and total crapfest that has nothing to do with reality, and everything to do with a bunch of losers concerned with finding 15 minutes of fame over...

  • The Bachelor: Women Tell Nothing

    By Ilana Angel

    March 6, 2012 | 2:51 am

    This is my least favorite episode of every season.  I get annoyed by the constant recapping and pissed off that in a two hour show, there is only about 30 minutes of original footage, with a bunch of clips.  Then to make it even more painful, we are shown a Bachelor Whore Reunion in...

  • The Bachelor Belize Recap

    By Ilana Angel

    February 14, 2012 | 9:01 am

    We have reached the point of the season where every single thing Ben does annoys us, and we realize how truly weird he is.  He is not a catch, he is a pig. He is not romantic, he is slutty.  He needs to wash his hair, stop pretending these fabulous dates have anything to do with him,...

  • The Bachelor Panama City Recap

    By Ilana Angel

    February 7, 2012 | 9:13 am

    I cannot get enough of this train wreck.  It truly is fascinating that we all watch this show, especially with a guy like Ben.  There is nothing appealing about him, in fact, there are many unappealing things about him.  He is not the same person we saw fall in love with Ashley so I...

  • The Bachelor – Shocking!

    By Ilana Angel

    January 31, 2012 | 9:08 am

    I joke a lot about needing to have a glass of wine to be able to sit through these reality shows, and for the most part that is true.  A nice glass of red makes the show more enjoyable.  The problem is that with every uncomfortable moment, I tend to sip which means I am sloshed by...

  • The Bachelor Recap - Utah

    By Ilana Angel

    January 24, 2012 | 12:08 pm

    As I began to write this blog I got a Tweet saying the Bachelor was having the highest ratings ever.  One might be surprised to learn this since the show is a crapfest, but I have a theory.  We all drink wine in order to watch, because wine makes it funny.  By hour 2 we are sloshed,...

  • The Bachelor RECAP

    By Ilana Angel

    January 17, 2012 | 9:52 pm

    We start this week in San Francisco, which is important because this is where Ben lives.  He meets with his sister for a coffee and she is really quite pretty.  He tells her she would really like Courtney, which is interesting because if she did, she would be the only one, because...

  • The Bachelor is Back with a Whole Lot of Crazy

    By Ilana Angel

    January 3, 2012 | 11:15 am

    If Zach Braff and Justin Long had a baby, it would be Bachelor Ben.  He is a sweet man and I wish him well. He was blessed to be dumped by the teeth picking, bang touching Ashley.  I’m just unclear why nobody in his life that cares about him, does not make him get a haircut. I like...

  • The Bachelor Pad Ends with Michael as Both a Mensch and a Schmuck

    By Ilana Angel

    September 13, 2011 | 6:43 pm

    I am sad to see this show end.  It is mindless fun that highlights everything that is wrong with reality television.  This is the best part of the Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise and I look forward to it coming back next summer.  That is the most pathetic thing I have ever said.  I...

  • Bachelor Pad:  Melissa Needs a Bunny & a Stove, Not a Rose

    By Ilana Angel

    August 30, 2011 | 1:32 am

    It’s Monday night and that means it’s Bachelor Pad night.  Let the blogging begin!  We start off with Jake getting the boot, which we knew was coming, but still, you have to wonder how dumb these people are that they do not vote off Casey and Vienna.  The power couples always...

  • Bachelor Pad: Casey Sings, Melissa Implodes & Jake Makes Out With a Girl!

    By Ilana Angel

    August 23, 2011 | 1:53 am

    I love this show.  Love it.  Love.  Love this show.  Seriously. Love it.  This week was brilliant.  We start off with everyone talking about Melissa and the fact that she is insane.  This is a woman who is unstable and needs to be medicated.  She looks like a meth addict, has...

  • The Bachelor Pad:  Blake is the New Bentley & Ames is Prince Charming

    By Ilana Angel

    August 16, 2011 | 8:55 am

    This show is fabulous.  There is no point in denying it, or trying to lie about it.  It is really very entertaining, the people on it are insane, and it would not be nearly as good without Jake and Vienna.  One might assume the people on this show are watching themselves at home and...

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