Cold Comfort
I don\’t want to be petty. I just want my ex to be sitting alone in his room, turning a lamp on and off and wondering how he\’s going to live without me.
I don\’t want to be petty. I just want my ex to be sitting alone in his room, turning a lamp on and off and wondering how he\’s going to live without me.
There will be no burning of photos, no vindictive giving back of stuffed animals, no late night hang up calls. This will be the best breakup I\’ve ever had. \”Let\’s just be friends\” will ascend from cliché to reality.