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Surrounded by Kids

By Elliot Steingart

June 25, 2013 | 9:36 am

Jake pre-bed time

I was surrounded by kids for an entire day. In a span of eight hours, I was kicked in the groin and nearly run over by a Fisher Price bicycle. All proof that... More.

  • Toenail Recall

    By Elliot Steingart

    May 24, 2013 | 11:43 am

    I'm taking medication to cure my foot fungus. My girlfriend, sister, brother-in-law, cousin, and childhood friends have made fun of my discolored toes... More.

  • Excuses

    By Elliot Steingart

    May 17, 2013 | 2:11 pm

    I'm sorry I haven't blogged in a month. I've been super busy.


    I got stung by a bee. It's been so long I didn't know bees still did that. It wasn't... More.

  • One Year Anniversary

    By Elliot Steingart

    April 22, 2013 | 11:10 am

    Written by my girlfriend, Liv Amend


    Elliot and I decided to embark on a romantic getaway for our one year anniversary.   I was actually embarrassed... More.

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  • Handy Man

    By Elliot Steingart

    April 12, 2013 | 11:23 am

    I made a new friend. His name is Jose Luis. I knew he was my friend as soon as he said "Hello, my friend."

    Jose Luis helped me move my bed, kitchen... More.

  • Dad Behavior

    By Elliot Steingart

    March 25, 2013 | 1:39 pm

    With each passing day my hair gets grayer and my jokes, cornier. I accept this transformation as an inevitable fact of life. I'm slowly turning into my... More.

  • Dead Lady’s Apartment

    By Elliot Steingart

    March 8, 2013 | 3:59 pm

    I am moving down the hall into the apartment of a 91 year old woman who recently passed away. I am sad she died, but it was for a good cause. 

    My... More.

  • Garcetti

    By Elliot Steingart

    March 1, 2013 | 2:25 pm

    I am obsessed with names.  Since 8th grade I have kept a Great Name List;  a partial list is here: http://greatnamelist.wordpress.com/

    Most of the... More.

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

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Elliot Steingart is a Los Angeles based comedian and writer who hosts a monthly comedy show, “Melgard Mondays” at Melgard Public House. Steingart has written jokes for...

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