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Steingart Vs Himself

By Elliot Steingart

December 21, 2011 | 11:36 am

“Elliot Steingart prepares for his biggest challenge yet,” begins HBO 24/7: ‘Steingart vs Himself.’

“I trained for my move to Los Feliz like Marquez trained against Pacquio, minus... read on

  • Rejection Collection

    By Elliot Steingart

    December 14, 2011 | 11:55 am

    I’m like the Brett Favre of OkCupid, a grizzled veteran hoping for one last shot of glory.  I thought I could reclaim some of the magic from my earlier days of internet dating. This time I think I’m calling it quits. As I prepare for retirement, and meet women the natural way (at... read on

  • Fathers, Sons and Futons

    By Elliot Steingart

    December 7, 2011 | 11:56 am

    Before I move in to my own place I figure it would be good to practice spending time alone. I’ve had good practice as it’s been some time since I’ve been with a woman. That, and I don’t mind spending time by myself watching HGTV and listening to Warren Zevon and eating rotisserie... read on

  • House Hunters: Los Angeles

    By Elliot Steingart

    November 30, 2011 | 11:37 am

    Looking for a place to rent is like starring in your own episode of “House Hunters.” In contrast to yuppie newlyweds sharing how much they like the fenced in backyard where all three of their Golden Retrievers can run for hours, I’m standing in a 400 square ft Hollywood... read on

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  • Having a Crush on My Neigbhor

    By Elliot Steingart

    November 23, 2011 | 11:54 am

    I developed my first ever crush in 2nd grade on Alyse Katz. She was pale, and beautiful and good at times tables. Imagine sitting next to the girl you’re in love with every single day in math class and then being mean to her. How great love was.

    It’s been a while since I have liked... read on

  • Moving on From Melrose

    By Elliot Steingart

    November 16, 2011 | 11:55 am

    Success in your 20’s is relative. Sure, I may drive a Hyundai and work for a growing internet company, but all I’ve ever really been is someone’s roommate.  For the last three years I’ve lived with roommates in an area without a definitive name; some days it’s Fairfax, other days,... read on

  • Saying Goodbye to my Grandma Leona

    By Elliot Steingart

    November 9, 2011 | 11:35 am

    Two months after my Grandma Leona was diagnosed with cancer I received a call from my mom insisting I drive down to San Diego to see her before she passed away. I had never waited for someone to die before, let alone my loving grandma, the matriarch of our family who always told me... read on

  • Date Watchers

    By Elliot Steingart

    November 2, 2011 | 12:04 pm

    The exciting part about being single is you never know who you are going to sleep with next. It can be anybody, really. Knowing me, most likely an artsy liberal from OkCupid. I’ve been on the site for almost two years so at this point “Mr. San Diego” is a seasoned veteran.Though I... read on

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

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Elliot Steingart is a Los Angeles based comedian and writer who hosts a monthly comedy show, “Melgard Mondays” at Melgard Public House. Steingart has written jokes for...

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