Jewish Journal

Shame on Dickel’s

By Elliot Steingart

February 15, 2012 | 11:33 am


Last week I wrote about my tennis partner who solicits gay sex on Craigslist. He suggested I go on Craigslist to find a female sex partner. I dismissed the idea until I got home later that... read on

  • Wacking Balls

    By Elliot Steingart

    February 8, 2012 | 11:21 am

    Every great tennis player needs a rival to elevate his game. Sampras had Agassi, Federer has Nadal and I have a 40 year old gay man from Long Beach who is ranked #1 in my internet tennis league. 

    The first time I met Jerry he told me to meet him at night at courts that didn’t have... read on

  • Birthday Behavior

    By Elliot Steingart

    February 1, 2012 | 11:40 am

    I have no idea how to behave on my birthday. I spend so much time writing jokes, tweeting and blogging about myself, the one day I’m supposed to celebrate my life I’m shy and extra weird.

    While I love attention, I’m unsettled by the notion of a premeditated event dedicated to my... read on

  • Honest with Girls

    By Elliot Steingart

    January 25, 2012 | 11:33 am

    I was asked to sit on a panel about being single. I’m like an expert at not having a girlfriend. I’m honored and look forward to sharing personal stories about my sex life in front of strangers, like when I perform comedy.

    I have nothing to hide, and try to always be honest. I would... read on

  • Irritable Week Syndrome

    By Elliot Steingart

    January 18, 2012 | 11:50 am

    Life is hard sometimes, especially when you have irritabile bowel syndrome. As a long-time survivor, I’ve learned to cope. Though this past week my irritibilty went straight from my bowels to my head.

    It started at 9am when my co-worker Greg popped into my neighbor Matt’s cubicle to... read on

  • Supporting the Arts

    By Elliot Steingart

    January 11, 2012 | 11:34 am

    Dating artists is a way for me to support the arts and get great deals on paintings.

    I emailed an artist I know named Amy to paint a picture for my apartment for $100. I gave her a two week deadline and offered to take her out for drinks. She replied that her paintings normally go... read on

  • Uncle Elliot

    By Elliot Steingart

    January 4, 2012 | 12:01 pm

    At 5am I awoke to the news that my sister, Ariel gave birth to a healthy baby girl. It was an easy birth. I slept right through it.  There was a rumor that the baby’s name was Blake. I like the name Blake, but Blake Silver is the kind of girl who thinks she is always right and never... read on

  • A Steingart Family Christmas Miracle?

    By Elliot Steingart

    December 28, 2011 | 12:07 pm

    Hanging out with baby boomers is always an adjustment since it’s not something I normally do for 36 hours straight. My parents arrived in LA over Christmas weekend to help decorate my new apartment and teach me the right way to hang pants on a hanger.

    My mom, a vegetarian of sorts... read on

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Elliot Steingart is a Los Angeles based comedian and writer who hosts a monthly comedy show, “Melgard Mondays” at Melgard Public House. Steingart has written jokes for...

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