Jewish Journal

Coed Carpool

By Elliot Steingart

April 11, 2012 | 12:20 pm

My new co-worker is a perky 26 year old gal who lives in Los Feliz. She is nice looking and normal. We walked to Starbucks where I popped the question.

... More.
  • Judy, The Foodie

    By Elliot Steingart

    April 4, 2012 | 3:30 pm

    My mom is Judy, the foodie. She is the Mr. Yuk of sodium nitrates, and high fructose corn syrup. I think she’d rather I marry a non-Jewish woman than have... More.

  • My Dad’s an Asian Male Model

    By Elliot Steingart

    March 28, 2012 | 11:43 am

    My dad is Marc Steingart, a Jewish guy from Pittsburgh, PA turned Asian male model.

    Photographers take his picture with Asian women and children. They... More.

  • Movies by Myself

    By Elliot Steingart

    March 21, 2012 | 1:25 pm

    We all do weird things we may not like to admit. I love going to the movies by myself. There, I said it.

    Some people brag about finishing the LA... More.

  • Waiting on Fruit & Love in Los Feliz

    By Elliot Steingart

    March 14, 2012 | 12:15 pm

    I feel like half my life is spent waiting for avocados to ripen and the other half is waiting for first dates to find a parking space in Los Feliz. I do... More.

  • Laughing at Synagogue

    By Elliot Steingart

    March 7, 2012 | 3:21 pm

    Part of being an uncle is not laughing at synagogue. I don’t go to temple often so it’s usually not a problem.

    I was commanded by my sister, the... More.

  • Business and Pleasure in Chicago

    By Elliot Steingart

    March 2, 2012 | 11:54 am

    I flew to Chicago both for business and to meet my baby niece, Dylan.  As I cradled baby Dylan in my arms for the first time, she let out a harmless... More.

  • Jewish Girls and Monster Jam

    By Elliot Steingart

    February 22, 2012 | 11:47 am

    It’s always good to take a break, even from yourself. I live alone and have five mirrors above my bed. I’m not that vain that I want to look at myself all... More.

Page 8 of 11

First < 6 7 8 9 10 > VIEW LAST PAGE




Elliot Steingart is a Los Angeles based comedian and writer who hosts a monthly comedy show, “Melgard Mondays” at Melgard Public House. Steingart has written jokes for...

Read more