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Craps

By Elliot Steingart

October 10, 2012 | 10:45 am

My Stomach

Every time I put something in my stomach is a roll of the dice. Most of the time it's craps. While I would usually take the odds on a #2, sometimes it's a... More.

  • Meet the Steingarts

    By Elliot Steingart

    September 27, 2012 | 10:44 am

    It's never easy meeting a boyfriend or girlfriend's parents. I introduced my girlfriend to my parents the weekend before Yom Kippur. I just couldn't... More.

  • New Year Reminder

    By Elliot Steingart

    September 19, 2012 | 10:45 am

    Rosh Hashana is the only new year that I have to be reminded of. If my dental office can call me three days before my appointment I would expect... More.

  • Forward Engagements

    By Elliot Steingart

    September 12, 2012 | 10:23 am

    Relationships evolve over time. I recall when hope and change brought my girlfriend and me together. She was the new girl in my office. I promised hope... More.

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  • Refund Request

    By Elliot Steingart

    September 6, 2012 | 9:35 am

    We don't often think about who pioneered the old adage that "The customer is always right." I imagine that far from making a simple request, this... More.

  • Conventional Wisdom

    By Elliot Steingart

    August 29, 2012 | 11:23 am

    It’s good to hear opposing viewpoints. It’s part of the reason I’m in a relationship. My girlfriend told me the name of the Hebrew God is Yahweh. I’ve... More.

  • Scratch it Up

    By Elliot Steingart

    August 22, 2012 | 11:48 am

    Addiction is a scary thing. In ninth grade I was mentally addicted to cigarettes for almost a week. I couldn’t stop thinking about cigarettes until I... More.

  • Last Will and Testament

    By Elliot Steingart

    August 15, 2012 | 11:44 am

    I need to clarify that I wrote last week’s blog as a joke. Yes, my girlfriend and I quarrel from time to time. We both like to get our own way and that... More.

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

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Elliot Steingart is a Los Angeles based comedian and writer who hosts a monthly comedy show, “Melgard Mondays” at Melgard Public House. Steingart has written jokes for...

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