Jewish Journal

Jewish Journal Holiday Party

By Elliot Steingart

December 20, 2012 | 11:39 am

Morry's Fireplace

My girlfriend complains I don’t teach her about Judaism but it’s not for a lack of trying.  During Chanukah I explained that the candle burned for eight... More.

  • Bonus Gift

    By Elliot Steingart

    December 14, 2012 | 10:40 am

    For Hanukkah I gave my girlfriend a bag of toiletries from TJ Maxx. From the moment I heard her say “You left the price tags on,” I knew I was in a heap... More.

  • Heroic Effort

    By Elliot Steingart

    December 5, 2012 | 10:42 am

    I'm amazed by stories of heroism. I caught a snippet on the local news about a three year old boy who saved his grandma's life by calling 911. “That... More.

  • Picture With Drew

    By Elliot Steingart

    November 28, 2012 | 9:53 am

    I continued to scroll through Drew's Facebook until I found a picture of the two of us wearing our cap and gowns on college graduation day, like the... More.

  • Pastor Problem

    By Elliot Steingart

    November 21, 2012 | 9:25 am

    On a quiet Sunday night my girlfriend hinted she had something important to tell me. “I'm not sure how to tell you this,” she began.

    “Tell me what?” I... More.

  • “Voila”

    By Elliot Steingart

    November 14, 2012 | 11:10 am

    While on a date night with my girlfriend waiting for a drink at a hip Los Feliz restaurant I made the comment “I don't think I like restaurants.”

    ... More.
  • Girlfriend’s Nightstand

    By Elliot Steingart

    November 1, 2012 | 10:47 am

    Relationships are about compromise which is why I gave my girlfriend a night stand. She spends enough time at my place that she deserves an end table.... More.

  • Young Dylan

    By Elliot Steingart

    October 24, 2012 | 10:25 am

    I take my role as an uncle seriously to the point that I never act serious around young Dylan, my baby niece.  At this point, Dylan probably does not... More.

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Elliot Steingart is a Los Angeles based comedian and writer who hosts a monthly comedy show, “Melgard Mondays” at Melgard Public House. Steingart has written jokes for...

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