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Parents Weekend

By Elliot Steingart

January 23, 2013 | 9:52 pm

Reenactment

Last week was like any other except it was the week I was going to stay at my boyfriend's parents house for the weekend.  It wasn't the first meeting.They had visited us in Los Angeles a... read on

  • Trying to Listen

    By Elliot Steingart

    January 18, 2013 | 11:42 am

    For a pretty good talker, I kind of suck at listening. My girlfriend has made me understand this point more clearly. We frequently play a game where I ask her what her plans are to which she responds, “I already told you.”

    She dismisses me by saying, “you don’t care.”

    The truth... read on

  • Sharing Beds

    By Elliot Steingart

    January 11, 2013 | 10:18 am

    My girlfriend and I see things differently. When I use her Netflix account she tells me I'm mooching. I get that she doesn't like me using her account out of fear that I will tweak her preferences. She wants recommendations for “Critically-Acclaimed Cerebral Crime Dramas” not the... read on

  • Fowl Language

    By Elliot Steingart

    January 4, 2013 | 11:52 am

    My girlfriend and I fought for the first time in 2013 over the crispiness of chicken wings. 

    “You might want to put the other wings in the pan to get them crispier,” I advised.

    “That’s it,” she scowled. “I’m never cooking for you again.”

    Forget the contentious drumstick vs... read on

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

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Elliot Steingart is a Los Angeles based comedian and writer who hosts a monthly comedy show, “Melgard Mondays” at Melgard Public House. Steingart has written jokes for...

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