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My First Christmas

By Elliot Steingart

December 28, 2012 | 10:01 am

Losing Virginity

When my girlfriend invited me to church on Christmas Eve I hid under the kitchen table hoping she would not find me. She did, however. With no way out, I... More.

  • Jewish Journal Holiday Party

    By Elliot Steingart

    December 20, 2012 | 11:39 am

    My girlfriend complains I don’t teach her about Judaism but it’s not for a lack of trying.  During Chanukah I explained that the candle burned for eight... More.

  • Bonus Gift

    By Elliot Steingart

    December 14, 2012 | 10:40 am

    For Hanukkah I gave my girlfriend a bag of toiletries from TJ Maxx. From the moment I heard her say “You left the price tags on,” I knew I was in a heap... More.

  • Heroic Effort

    By Elliot Steingart

    December 5, 2012 | 10:42 am

    I'm amazed by stories of heroism. I caught a snippet on the local news about a three year old boy who saved his grandma's life by calling 911. “That... More.

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

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Elliot Steingart is a Los Angeles based comedian and writer who hosts a monthly comedy show, “Melgard Mondays” at Melgard Public House. Steingart has written jokes for...

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