Jewish Journal

Summer Savings

By Elliot Steingart

May 30, 2012 | 12:19 pm


Because I blow all my money on lottery scratchers, what better way to begin the summer than with some summer savings.  A Dodger Dog normally costs $5. That’s why I visit Dodger Stadium on... read on

  • Mr. Romance

    By Elliot Steingart

    May 23, 2012 | 12:26 pm

    I’m not romantic in the traditional sense. My ex girlfriend said, “How come you never buy me flowers?”

    “Because flowers die.” I said.

    I would love to be the kind of guy that arrives at his girlfriend’s door step with chocolates. While flowers and chocolates are nice gifts,... read on

  • Between Trains

    By Elliot Steingart

    May 16, 2012 | 11:35 am

    My favorite song this week is “Between Trains” by Robby Robertson written for the “King of Comedy” soundtrack back in 1983 and for me to hum to on my recent train trip aboard the Pacific Surfliner to Solana Beach station.

    Following a sleepless night, I wanted to close my... read on

  • Playing Against Type

    By Elliot Steingart

    May 9, 2012 | 2:44 pm

    I find myself waiting to hear if I’m Jewish enough to play “the Jew” in a reality TV pilot. If I am not chosen, it’s all good. I think we already have enough Jewish stereotypes on TV. I ‘ve watched CNBC’s American Greed marathon. You’d think they could have spaced us out just a... read on

  • Blog to Glory

    By Elliot Steingart

    May 2, 2012 | 11:13 am

    It’s hard to take yourself too seriously when you ask the girl you’re seeing how it feels to be f*cking a blogger. She likes me for the blogger I am. She doesn’t judge me for going to movies by myself or sipping on John Jameson in my underpants and dialing Mario at Time Warner Cable... read on




Elliot Steingart is a Los Angeles based comedian and writer who hosts a monthly comedy show, “Melgard Mondays” at Melgard Public House. Steingart has written jokes for...

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