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Summer Savings

By Elliot Steingart

May 30, 2012 | 12:19 pm

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Because I blow all my money on lottery scratchers, what better way to begin the summer than with some summer savings.  A Dodger Dog normally costs $5. That’s... More.

  • Mr. Romance

    By Elliot Steingart

    May 23, 2012 | 12:26 pm

    I’m not romantic in the traditional sense. My ex girlfriend said, “How come you never buy me flowers?”

    “Because flowers die.” I said.

    I would... More.

  • Between Trains

    By Elliot Steingart

    May 16, 2012 | 11:35 am

    My favorite song this week is “Between Trains” by Robby Robertson written for the “King of Comedy” soundtrack back in 1983 and for me to hum to on... More.

  • Playing Against Type

    By Elliot Steingart

    May 9, 2012 | 2:44 pm

    I find myself waiting to hear if I’m Jewish enough to play “the Jew” in a reality TV pilot. If I am not chosen, it’s all good. I think we already... More.

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  • Blog to Glory

    By Elliot Steingart

    May 2, 2012 | 11:13 am

    It’s hard to take yourself too seriously when you ask the girl you’re seeing how it feels to be f*cking a blogger. She likes me for the blogger I am. She... More.

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

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Elliot Steingart is a Los Angeles based comedian and writer who hosts a monthly comedy show, “Melgard Mondays” at Melgard Public House. Steingart has written jokes for...

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