Jewish Journal

My Dad’s an Asian Male Model

By Elliot Steingart

March 28, 2012 | 11:43 am

You two-timing, no good, son-of-a

My dad is Marc Steingart, a Jewish guy from Pittsburgh, PA turned Asian male model.

Photographers take his picture with Asian women and children. They nor the casting agents know his... read on

  • Movies by Myself

    By Elliot Steingart

    March 21, 2012 | 1:25 pm

    We all do weird things we may not like to admit. I love going to the movies by myself. There, I said it.

    Some people brag about finishing the LA Marathon, I brag about seeing discounted matinees. 

    I’m good at the movies. I know the show times. I sit in the back, put my feet up on... read on

  • Waiting on Fruit & Love in Los Feliz

    By Elliot Steingart

    March 14, 2012 | 12:15 pm

    I feel like half my life is spent waiting for avocados to ripen and the other half is waiting for first dates to find a parking space in Los Feliz. I do prefer both my produce and women local. I shop at the local Albertsons, and search for females on Plentyoffish within a 5 mile... read on

  • Laughing at Synagogue

    By Elliot Steingart

    March 7, 2012 | 3:21 pm

    Part of being an uncle is not laughing at synagogue. I don’t go to temple often so it’s usually not a problem.

    I was commanded by my sister, the almighty Ariel, to attend Dylan’s Hebrew baby naming at a reform congregation in Deerfield, Illinois. Since I already knew Dylan’s Hebrew... read on

  • Business and Pleasure in Chicago

    By Elliot Steingart

    March 2, 2012 | 11:54 am

    I flew to Chicago both for business and to meet my baby niece, Dylan.  As I cradled baby Dylan in my arms for the first time, she let out a harmless little fart. I knew she took after her uncle.

    Dylan is a beautiful little angel. It’s hard to say who she looks like. I think she... read on




Elliot Steingart is a Los Angeles based comedian and writer who hosts a monthly comedy show, “Melgard Mondays” at Melgard Public House. Steingart has written jokes for...

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