Jewish Journal

Jewish Girls and Monster Jam

By Elliot Steingart

February 22, 2012 | 11:47 am

Panelist/Audience Member

It’s always good to take a break, even from yourself. I live alone and have five mirrors above my bed. I’m not that vain that I want to look at myself all the time, just when having sex.... read on

  • Shame on Dickel’s

    By Elliot Steingart

    February 15, 2012 | 11:33 am

    Last week I wrote about my tennis partner who solicits gay sex on Craigslist. He suggested I go on Craigslist to find a female sex partner. I dismissed the idea until I got home later that night.

    After a few glasses of Dickel’s Tennessee Whiskey, I posted the following:

    5’8, Easy... read on

  • Wacking Balls

    By Elliot Steingart

    February 8, 2012 | 11:21 am

    Every great tennis player needs a rival to elevate his game. Sampras had Agassi, Federer has Nadal and I have a 40 year old gay man from Long Beach who is ranked #1 in my internet tennis league. 

    The first time I met Jerry he told me to meet him at night at courts that didn’t have... read on

  • Birthday Behavior

    By Elliot Steingart

    February 1, 2012 | 11:40 am

    I have no idea how to behave on my birthday. I spend so much time writing jokes, tweeting and blogging about myself, the one day I’m supposed to celebrate my life I’m shy and extra weird.

    While I love attention, I’m unsettled by the notion of a premeditated event dedicated to my... read on




Elliot Steingart is a Los Angeles based comedian and writer who hosts a monthly comedy show, “Melgard Mondays” at Melgard Public House. Steingart has written jokes for...

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