Jewish Journal

Honest with Girls

By Elliot Steingart

January 25, 2012 | 11:33 am

Truth Teller

I was asked to sit on a panel about being single. I’m like an expert at not having a girlfriend. I’m honored and look forward to sharing personal stories about my sex life in front of... read on

  • Irritable Week Syndrome

    By Elliot Steingart

    January 18, 2012 | 11:50 am

    Life is hard sometimes, especially when you have irritabile bowel syndrome. As a long-time survivor, I’ve learned to cope. Though this past week my irritibilty went straight from my bowels to my head.

    It started at 9am when my co-worker Greg popped into my neighbor Matt’s cubicle to... read on

  • Supporting the Arts

    By Elliot Steingart

    January 11, 2012 | 11:34 am

    Dating artists is a way for me to support the arts and get great deals on paintings.

    I emailed an artist I know named Amy to paint a picture for my apartment for $100. I gave her a two week deadline and offered to take her out for drinks. She replied that her paintings normally go... read on

  • Uncle Elliot

    By Elliot Steingart

    January 4, 2012 | 12:01 pm

    At 5am I awoke to the news that my sister, Ariel gave birth to a healthy baby girl. It was an easy birth. I slept right through it.  There was a rumor that the baby’s name was Blake. I like the name Blake, but Blake Silver is the kind of girl who thinks she is always right and never... read on




Elliot Steingart is a Los Angeles based comedian and writer who hosts a monthly comedy show, “Melgard Mondays” at Melgard Public House. Steingart has written jokes for...

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