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6 things Donald Sterling Could Have Done to Avoid This Mess

by Sima Cohen

May 6, 2014 | 9:09 pm

6. Spend his first waking moment, as a proud Jew, to say the Modeh Ani Lefanecha prayer and bless the day. ( In case you forgot: Modeh anee lefanecha melech chai vekayam, she-he-chezarta bee nishmatee b’chemla, raba emunatecha.)

5. Spend his second waking moments meditating to clear his head from the previous day's baggage. With a clear head, he would avoid such monumental mistakes as a "texty" with V. I know she and the Clippers would apreciate it

4.  Read a damn book. This will help him connect the "1,000 piece" puzzle of his soul, and learn the lessons he is struggling to get. Here are some examples: Course of Miracles- by Marianne Williamson; The Four Agreements- Don Miguel Ruiz; and, Falling into Grace,

3.  Hire a nice Jewish trainer, with many years of experience, to whip his butt into top shape. http://www.expresshometrainer.com/product/3d-xcelerated/

2. Have his personal chef prepare Sima's Green Detox Juice. http://www.expresshometrainer.com/4-best-detoxing-smoothies/

1. Be grateful. Look around at how blessed his life is. Call his children.  Stop and smell the roses.

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Sima (which translates “Joy” in Hebrew) is poised to become the next big hit in health and wellness in America. An Israeli immigrant, Sima came to the states 20 years ago...

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