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What’s your favorite Charlie Sheen quote? See them all at http://www.livingthesheen.com

Comment by livingthesheen on 3/03/11 at 1:50 pm

He’s late to the party… there’s already a site for this: http://www.whichcharlie.com

Comment by jojo on 3/03/11 at 2:16 pm

Each of the quotes below belong to Charlie Sheen.  Or is it Charles Manson.  One is a multimillionaire sought out for autographs, the other is in jail feared by anyone that gets near him.  Can you tell the difference?  Hint:  22 quotes are Sheen, 22 are Manson.

1. From the world of darkness I did loose demons and devils in the power of scorpions to torment.
2. Defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with a warlock
3. I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.
4. Getting up every day and going through this again and again is hard.
5. How old am I? I’m as old as my mother told me. How’s that?
6. As kids we’re not taught how to deal with success; we’re taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?
7. There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.
8. I ain’t got no magical powers and mystical trips and all that kind of crap. It’s kind of silly.
9. I can’t judge any of you. I have no malice against you and no ribbons for you. But I think that it is high time that you all start looking at yourselves, and judging the lie that you live in.
10. The most damage I did was to myself and to the people who got caught in the maelstrom. The worst thing that happened was the overdose. But I didn’t go in with three other dudes who overdosed with me. No, you overdose alone.
11. I still don’t have all the answers. I’m more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.
12. I never thought I was normal, never tried to be normal.
13. I will have you removed if you don’t stop. I have a little system of my own.
14. Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there’s no manual, no training course.
15. I’ve always been pretty old-fashioned. I’m kind of a missionary guy.
16. I’m probably one of the most dangerous men in the world if I want to be. But I never wanted to be anything but me.
17. Living is what scares me. Dying is easy.
18. Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.
19. Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.
20. No sense makes sense.
21. The real strong have no need to prove it to the phonies.
22. These women don’t judge me. They don’t judge me. They don’t leave with opinion. ... Because what I tell them is don’t live in the middle, you know? Get away from your emotions. Get away from your ego. And therein lies the solution.
23. I just don’t want to live like I used to. And at some point, I’m going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I’ve got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.
24. I’m not of this generation.
25. I can’t dislike you, but I will say this to you: you haven’t got long before you are all going to kill yourselves, because you are all crazy. And you can project it back at me, but I am only what lives inside each and every one of you.
26. When friends asked me, Can we help? I’d say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.
27. Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn’t?
28. I have killed no one and I have ordered no one to be killed.
29. I have X’d myself from your world.
30. I just didn’t believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.
31. You borrow my brain for five seconds, and just be like, ‘Dude, can’t handle it, unplug this bastard.’ Because it fires in a way that’s you know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.
32. If you’re going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy.
33. Just because you’re convicted in a court room doesn’t mean you’re guilty of something.
34. What you come to discover is, it isn’t how you get there, it’s that you get there. If that’s what it took to get me where I’m at today, so be it.
35. I’ve got volumes on how not to behave. I’ve got more information now than a guy should have at my age.
36. Pain’s not bad, it’s good. It teaches you things. I understand that.
37. We’re not in Wonderland anymore Alice.
38. What is a normal childhood? We weren’t rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn’t save any money.
39. I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn’t earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.
40. You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody’s crazy.
41. They’re looking for something dirty in everything, and if you’re looking for something, you’ll find it. You have to put up some kind of face for them, and that’s the only face they understand.
42. I was with one at a time with the other four watching. It was a little uncomfortable, actually. I wouldn’t recommend five at once. There’s just not enough guy to go around.
43. The last time I took drugs I probably took more than anybody could survive. I was banging seven gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll.” I have one speed I have one gear. GO!
44. Have you ever seen the coyote in the desert? Watching, tuned in, completely aware. Christ on the cross, the coyote in the desert — it’s the same thing, man. The coyote is beautiful. He moves through the desert delicately, aware of everything, looking around. He hears every sound, smells every smell, sees everything that moves. He’s in a state of total paranoia, and total paranoia is total awareness.
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Answer Key:
1 CM
2 CS
3 CS
4 CM
The rest follow that same pattern. CM-CS-CS-CM.

Comment by SMF on 3/04/11 at 8:28 am

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