Puppets, paupers, pirates and poets -- especially poets -- are invited to the Workmen's Circle tonight for Slam Shirim, a competitive performance poetry event for the Jewish community. Anyone can sign up to perform, judges are chosen randomly from the audience and the rest of the audience is encouraged to share their reaction to the poetry, so expect a raucous evening. The flyer says it's "like an amusement park adventure of spoken word." We say it's good, artsy fun.
8 p.m. $7 (members); $10 (nonmembers). 1525 S. Robertson Blvd., Los Angeles. (310) 552-2007.
Chanukah comes early this year, but it can't come early enough for the kids. Universal Studios understands, and they're bringing out the chanukiah -- and the stars -- a few days early for a big park-wide celebration today. Spider-Man spins the dreidel, the Rugrats characters light the candles, Mayor James Hahn will lend an official air to the proceedings and Jerry's Famous Deli will present "The World's Largest Latka." Plus, the performances range from the sweet Mallory Lewis and Lambchop to Jewish rapper Remedy of the Wu-Tang Clan. This Chanukah celebration, co-sponsored by The Journal, has something for everyone -- it's Universal!
10 a.m.-6 p.m. With coupon it's $35 (adults) and $25 (children). 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City. (800) 864-8377.
"When you're a Hip Hop Hoodio, it's Chanukah-time 24/7, 365 days a year." So say the members of Hip Hop Hoodios, the Latino-Jewish rap supergroup, and listening to their music, you believe them. In addition to a beat-heavy version of "Hava Nagila," the group's album, "Raza Hoodia," includes their attitude-heavy Chanukah track, "Ocho Kandelikas." UCLA Hillel and Yiddishkayt L.A. bring this free concert tonight, with multiethnic samba-funk-rockers Bayu and an afternoon discussion panel on what all this fusion means.
2 p.m. (panel). 2408 Ackerman, UCLA. 8 p.m. (concert). Bradley International Hall, 417 Charles E. Young Drive West, UCLA. (213) 389-8880.
Set in the near future, George Larkin's new play "Perverse Tongue" portrays an America ruled by an absolute literalist interpretation of the Bible. Follow the story of two sisters, the younger of whom must flee the Soldiers of God, enforcers who want to put her on trial for having been raped.
8 p.m. $15. Mon.-Wed., through Dec. 18. No performance Wed. Nov. 27 or Mon. Dec. 2. MET Theater, 1089 N. Oxford Ave., Hollywood. (323) 957-1152.
< She may be better known for her decades of social activism, but Betty Sheinbaum is also recognized for her art. When she's not filling banquet halls with friends for a fundraiser, Sheinbaum fills galleries with her paintings. Now at Santa Monica's The Artist's Gallery, her collection "Bullfighting" examines the dramatic tension between man and beast.
11 a.m.-5 p.m. Through Nov. 30. The Artist's Gallery, 2903 Santa Monica Blvd., Santa Monica. (310) 829-9556.
Sculptor Keith Edmier doesn't claim to be the only artist inspired by an angel, but he may be the only one to collaborate this well with a Charlie's Angel. Edmier began a collaboration with Farrah Fawcett in 1999 and the fruits of their labor are on display now at LACMA. Fawcett, an art major in college, contributed equally to the six-sculpture, multiple-photo exhibit, which set out to examine the relationship between artist and muse.
Through Feb. 17, 2003. $7 (adults); $5 (seniors and students); $1 (children). 5905 Wilshire Blvd., Los Angeles. (323) 857-6000.
Light one candle, have some latkes, then head out to celebrate the first night of Chanukah with a few laughs from Eric Schwartz, known to listeners of KIIS-FM as Smooth E, the Suburban Homeboy. The Thousand Oaks-raised comic will be sharing the stage with some big names next week at The Jewish Federation's Vodka Latka gala, but you can also catch "Lose the Gelt," "Welcome to the Valley" and other hip-hop ha-has this weekend.
8 p.m. Also Sat. Hornblowers Comedy Club, 1559 Spinnaker Drive, Ventura. (805) 658-2202.