October 21, 2010
How My Computer is Like a Temperamental Teenage GIRL!!
She shuts down when you least expect her to.
She doesn’t save a thing.
She yells the time at you- “Its 12 o’ clock!”
She looses all important documents.
She passes out on you when you’re trying to communicate with her.
She has hissy fits and refuses to respond.
She has no idea how to speak to me without that irritating whine.
She insists she’s smarter than I am.
She never listens to my demands, and when she finally does, it is only because I’ve have paid hundreds if not thousands of dollars to some third party to intervene.
She manipulates my commands.
She is totally unreliable.
She is hell bent on having a hard drive if she is going to participate voluntarily.
Eventually they turn 18 and they leave.