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  • Get My Son A Stylist

    By Chava Tombosky

    July 7, 2010 | 11:29 pm

    My eldest son wears a sweatshirt every day. Maybe he’s cold, maybe he hates his figure, or maybe he just likes the comfort of some old ratty jacket. Either way, I’ve told him that I refuse to buy him another one. It’s time he looks normal, and stops hiding in a big ugly... read on

  • Before and After PART 2

    By Chava Tombosky

    July 7, 2010 | 11:14 pm

  • Before and After

    By Chava Tombosky

    July 7, 2010 | 11:12 pm

  • Having Dental Work is Just Like Getting Caught In A Drug Bust:

    By Chava Tombosky

    June 30, 2010 | 1:23 am

    While you’re getting high, some woman’s cleavage is hovering over u.

    There’s a lot of drooling involved.

    Swallowing anything is a bad idea.

    Little capsules containing white expensive matter are hidden all over.

    Just as you get comfortable with a relaxed buzz, there are people... read on

  • Table The Cable

    By Chava Tombosky

    June 22, 2010 | 9:52 pm

    Telemarketer:  Hi I’m calling from AT&T to let you know of our latest special on cable TV.

    Me: Thanks, but we don’t have cable.

    Telemarketer: Excuse me? What do you mean?

    Me: What do you mean? What do I mean? I mean we don’t have cable.

    Telemarketer: Then you’re perfect... read on

  • Winning The Lottery Is A Big Failure

    By Chava Tombosky

    June 21, 2010 | 10:06 pm

    If someone offers you something too good to be true, it usually is. Today I got a call from a friend, “Wanna go with me to loot some woman’s house?” And I of course responded with a yes, cause that’s what I do- take things that aren’t mine.

    Apparently the owners of this... read on

  • Baby Got Book

    By Chava Tombosky

    June 16, 2010 | 2:52 pm

    God- So I need you to go down to earth get broke, loose your house, get rich, then get broke again, get divorced, live through a world war, and lose your favorite restaurant to a bowling alley. But here’s the deal, continue to love me unconditionally and not blame me for your stupid choices. You good with that?

    Soul- uh, God?

    God- Yes

    Soul- Can I get life insurance?

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My Big Fat Jewish life blog is featured in The Huffington Post and The Algemeiner Journal as well as The Jewish Journal. Chava has also written for Farbrengen Magazine, Soul...

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